
فك يو
sup all, i'm alive! making lots of questionable pedestrian decisions. ignoring the advice of hotel staff about where is safe to go (they will always tell you basically nowhere because it's their job to not take chances). not ignoring the advice of reddit/people at restaurants/people selling things on street corners.

Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Sounds fun tbh

Tillie


Kira🌵
fun!!

3D🌺triangle.


❁ 𝕘𝕠𝕕𝕟𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕥 ❁
DELIGHTFUL

ShaynaIsHere
/waves!!

ltmutiny
enjoy!!

فك يو
Leaving Johannesburg today so probably less internet from here on out

Mυrder Mυғғιɴ


فك يو
Landed safe!

Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
good!!

Kira🌵
good! have a lovely time ❤️

3D🌺triangle.


فك يو
Had a close encounter with a hippo that was the only time I've actually been a bit freaked here. Drinking lots of amarula. Statement one is unrelated to statement two.

فك يو
(statement one is also unrelated to the lawnmower hippo I posted about on Instagram)

❁ 𝕘𝕠𝕕𝕟𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕥 ❁
Oh man

Kira🌵
eep! hippos are very frightening

Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Hippooooooo

🐍 mamushi 🐍
I hear amarula and where are you for safari, SA or Botswana

3D🌺triangle.
Hippo!

floofdoodle
Holy crap! That's definitely worthy of concern

فك يو
🐍 mamushi 🐍
botswana! i was in SA for a couple days because that's where we flew in

فك يو
south african liquor flows freely, though

فك يو
the full hippo story: i was on a small motor boat with six other people (six tourists total including me, and one local driver/guide), and we stopped to observe some hippos on the other side of the channel; i'm terrible at judging distances but they weren't that close

فك يو
then suddenly, all four of them went underwater at the same time

فك يو
5-10 seeconds later, one of them resurfaced, about 15-20 feet closer, directly pointed at us

فك يو
it was the first time i was freaked because it was the first time i've seen a guide look freaked, lmao; we bolted in the boat

3D🌺triangle.
Understandable to freak out, hippos do NOT mess around! Sounds like an amazing trip, though!

Jay
woooow, yeah

فك يو
gosh i'm going to be sad to leave this campground in particular because i've become buddies with some of the staff members

فك يو
they gave me a setswana name because i kept talking to them in setswana, lmao; they've been teaching me a lot of new words

🐍 mamushi 🐍
...of course you learned Setswana beforehand, why did I expect anything else

❁ 𝕘𝕠𝕕𝕟𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕥 ❁
AW that's so sweet

فك يو
I only learned a little
resources were hard as hell to find


فك يو
They were having me try setswana younger twisters at dinner yesterday so tonight I hit them back with Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

فك يو
*tongue twisters

❁ 𝕘𝕠𝕕𝕟𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕥 ❁
omg

🐍 mamushi 🐍
it's so hard, I played a character for a minute where it was their main language and I just gave up on trying to get into that

🐍 mamushi 🐍
*to find resources

فك يو
The guy got as far as "peter pepper--" and his coworker deadpanned "good job team"

🐍 mamushi 🐍
this is so good

3D🌺triangle.
Wholesome

Kira🌵
that's so good


ShaynaIsHere
Awww. X3

Jay
i love that

فك يو
🐍 mamushi 🐍
the ladies detective agency character, right?

فك يو
At a hostel where I am once again literally the only American, lmao 👍 lots of Africans and Europeans. I got to speak four different languages yesterday

ѕυnɗerlanɗ°
oh man somehow I missed this. you are on quite the adventure!

Liar Satsuki
wow! damn, go you. flex those lingual muscles

فك يو
i did not speak most of them well, but i did speak them

🐍 mamushi 🐍
oui

Jay
bet the effort was appreciated

Kira🌵
I remain in awe of your linguistic skills!

3D🌺triangle.
Nice!!!

فك يو
Nineish miles walked today

Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
wow!

Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
You're getting your steps in

فك يو
okay very funny story that i forgot to tell:

فك يو
my aunt was sitting on a padded bench outside our tent, reading and drinking coffee, when she felt something small jump up onto the cushion next to her

فك يو
it didn't touch her, but she says it dipped the cushion a little in the exact same way her cat does when he jumps up onto the couch next to her, and she says that if she hadn't had both hands occupied she would have unthinkingly reached over and scooped it into her lap out of pure muscle memory

فك يو
it was

فك يو
a mongoose

فك يو


Kira🌵
omg

Kira🌵
I want a mongoose to jump up next to me!!

Kira🌵
(only not really bc they are intimidating all out of proportion to their size)

فك يو
banded mongoose and vervet monkeys were the pigeons of the campgrounds we stayed in, btw; you are 10000000% not supposed to feed or interact with them in any way, but sometimes people do anyway and the result is that they will approach for food

3D🌺triangle.
Oh my god?? Lmf

فك يو
once we rolled up to a stretch point and there were vervet monkeys hanging around, and the guide told us to zip any food and small valuables into our bags, and that if we wanted to leave any bags in the jeep we should turn the zippers inward (pressed against a seat or something) so they weren't easily accessible, and then buckle the seatbelt around the bag's

فك يو
strap so they couldn't be snatched

فك يو
(they actually ended up mostly ignoring us beyond hopping onto the hood)

فك يو
Kira🌵
my aunt asked what would have happened if she had indeed unthinkingly picked up the moongoose, and she was told that it would have freaked out and bitten her and she would have been airlifted to gabarone for a rabies vaccine

فك يو
so... very lucky her hands were occupied lmao

Kira🌵
sounds about right! I'm glad her hands were full at the time

فك يو
they would come bother us at meals sometimes, too; once one stretched up onto its hind legs and put its front paws on the edge a guy's seat, then very quietly and politely waited for falling food

فك يو
and i never personally witnessed monkeys come into the campgrounds but another woman said they'd play on the canvas roof of her tent in the mornings at one place and they were very noisy

Jay
aaaah, best pigeons!

فك يو
they were extremely cute

فك يو
and baby vervet monkeys have giant ears that look like human ears

Jay


فك يو
trying to dig up a picture, i know i put one on my polarsteps

فك يو
will it let me direct-link...


فك يو
yayyy

nonhoration
Wow yeah that's a lot of ear per ear…

Jay
aaaah, IT LOOKS LIKE A GROUCHY LITTLE OLD MAN!

Jay
love it!

🌈Kᴅ𝟼-𝟹.𝟽
awww lookit that little guy, and the mongoose wanted to be friends
