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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:09 AM
Tonight mom actually saw a coyote, and last night Robbie spotted it, got spooked and was like "HOME NOW" --
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:09 AM
-> I can hear it nomming SOME SORT of waterfowl, and the ducks are like "FUCK OFF"
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:10 AM
Kind of reverse Holden Caulfield
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:10 AM
It's fucking 2 in the morning and the duck is like "FUCK FUCK FUCK"
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:11 AM
The coyotes were super wilding last night howling constantly
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:12 AM
And the duck is surviving a lot better than the geese. Probably paddled way out and then just streaming curses back at shore (LOL)
kingdonkey
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:15 AM
dsklafnskjdf
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:19 AM
Now the dog outside (way down the street) is telling the coyote to fuck off
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:20 AM
I was going to try to go outside and see if I could get the coyote on camera last night but I was in bed and too tired to move (LOL)
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:20 AM
oooooh howling
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:20 AM
poor hungry coyote
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:21 AM
Mom: what do coyotes eat?
CC: fucking anything.
Mom: anything small enough?
CC: Well they're not like wolves so not tactical enough to try to take on elk or shit so yeah small, but also they're not as carnivorous as wolves, they'll eat cornbread and stuff \:|/
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:27 AM
and then I told her about the legend of why the moon goes through phases and coyotes howl at the moon
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:29 AM
-_-' which I thought it would be easier to link someone better telling it but I can't find so --
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:32 AM
Trickster coyote stole cornbread from an Indian woman and ran away with it laughing. Raven decided to get even with coyote for tricks played on him so he told coyote to look in the river and see there was TWO. But when coyote tried to grab the 2nd one, he lost the first and howled mournfully at the sky.
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:32 AM
The waxing/waning phases is dependent on how much he was able to eat of it (LOL)
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:41 AM
LMFAO
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:41 AM
DID THE COYOTE TAKE A RUNNING LEAP INTO THE WATER?! alskdja;slkdjas;ldkj
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:41 AM
Now he's howling again
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:42 AM
(lmao)
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:42 AM
THE DUCK IS FUCKING MOCKING HIM
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:42 AM
Duck: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET ME YOU SON OF A BITCH?
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:44 AM
COYOTE - the Native American Trickster God (Native A...
I just need everyone to see they called him the "First American Idiot" Yo not wrong but damn (LOL)
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:46 AM
Green Day - American Idiot lyrics [1080p]
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:00 AM
Did it again, huge splash, this time the duck sounded scared though
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:00 AM
Still quacking though, so it hasn't been got
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:02 AM
splash again
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:02 AM
no duck quack yet (thinking)
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:03 AM
THERE it is
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:03 AM
I was like "but it either paddled out further again or possibly under the water"
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:03 AM
Ducks are smarter than they seem (LOL)
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:04 AM
Clever duck outsmarts tiger chasing it just the tiger's "WTF JUST HAPPENED HERE?!" face
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:05 AM
Different coyote howl, this one's farther away (thinking)
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:06 AM
So I was going to name my werewolf Drake after Francis Drake and now I'm like "I must give him a vampire duck nemesis" but Drake is a duck name :|||| the irony I will name the duck Raoul. To fuck with people. (Raoul means wolf)
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:07 AM
What Makes a Duck a Drake?
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:12 AM
Gah gimme a wolf (though it's coyote) howl any day of the week. It's when they do the hyena like bark/cackle all the hair on my spine stands on end
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:13 AM
welp sounds like they're together now at least
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:15 AM
Owl hooting :3333
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:55 AM
SPLASH
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:55 AM
o_o
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 7:58 AM
no duck but \:|/
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 8:02 AM
Dog is not having it, coyotes hyena cackling sounding almost like foxes. You can really get the "trickster" from the sound
kingdonkey
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 6:08 PM
jsdlakfnd. Poor doggo
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Thu, Oct 26, 2023 9:01 PM
It wasn't Robbie though it was one that threatened Robbie and he ignored it like "I'm a service dog, you are a peon. We are not the same (nottalking)"
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