Mom: what do coyotes eat? CC: fucking anything. Mom: anything small enough? CC: Well they're not like wolves so not tactical enough to try to take on elk or shit so yeah small, but also they're not as carnivorous as wolves, they'll eat cornbread and stuff \:|/
Trickster coyote stole cornbread from an Indian woman and ran away with it laughing. Raven decided to get even with coyote for tricks played on him so he told coyote to look in the river and see there was TWO. But when coyote tried to grab the 2nd one, he lost the first and howled mournfully at the sky.
So I was going to name my werewolf Drake after Francis Drake and now I'm like "I must give him a vampire duck nemesis" but Drake is a duck name :|||| the irony I will name the duck Raoul. To fuck with people. (Raoul means wolf)
CC: fucking anything.
Mom: anything small enough?
CC: Well they're not like wolves so not tactical enough to try to take on elk or shit so yeah small, but also they're not as carnivorous as wolves, they'll eat cornbread and stuff \:|/