CChuuni
Tonight mom actually saw a coyote, and last night Robbie spotted it, got spooked and was like "HOME NOW" --
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-> I can hear it nomming SOME SORT of waterfowl, and the ducks are like "FUCK OFF"
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Kind of reverse Holden Caulfield
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It's fucking 2 in the morning and the duck is like "FUCK FUCK FUCK"
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The coyotes were super wilding last night howling constantly
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And the duck is surviving a lot better than the geese. Probably paddled way out and then just streaming curses back at shore (LOL)
kingdonkey
dsklafnskjdf
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Now the dog outside (way down the street) is telling the coyote to fuck off
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I was going to try to go outside and see if I could get the coyote on camera last night but I was in bed and too tired to move (LOL)
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oooooh howling
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poor hungry coyote
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Mom: what do coyotes eat?
CC: fucking anything.
Mom: anything small enough?
CC: Well they're not like wolves so not tactical enough to try to take on elk or shit so yeah small, but also they're not as carnivorous as wolves, they'll eat cornbread and stuff \:|/
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and then I told her about the legend of why the moon goes through phases and coyotes howl at the moon
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-_-' which I thought it would be easier to link someone better telling it but I can't find so --
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Trickster coyote stole cornbread from an Indian woman and ran away with it laughing. Raven decided to get even with coyote for tricks played on him so he told coyote to look in the river and see there was TWO. But when coyote tried to grab the 2nd one, he lost the first and howled mournfully at the sky.
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The waxing/waning phases is dependent on how much he was able to eat of it (LOL)
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LMFAO
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DID THE COYOTE TAKE A RUNNING LEAP INTO THE WATER?! alskdja;slkdjas;ldkj
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Now he's howling again
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(lmao)
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THE DUCK IS FUCKING MOCKING HIM
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Duck: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET ME YOU SON OF A BITCH?
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COYOTE - the Native American Trickster God (Native A...
I just need everyone to see they called him the "First American Idiot" Yo not wrong but damn (LOL)
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Did it again, huge splash, this time the duck sounded scared though
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Still quacking though, so it hasn't been got
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splash again
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no duck quack yet (thinking)
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THERE it is
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I was like "but it either paddled out further again or possibly under the water"
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Ducks are smarter than they seem (LOL)
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Clever duck outsmarts tiger chasing it just the tiger's "WTF JUST HAPPENED HERE?!" face
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Different coyote howl, this one's farther away (thinking)
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So I was going to name my werewolf Drake after Francis Drake and now I'm like "I must give him a vampire duck nemesis" but Drake is a duck name :|||| the irony I will name the duck Raoul. To fuck with people. (Raoul means wolf)
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Gah gimme a wolf (though it's coyote) howl any day of the week. It's when they do the hyena like bark/cackle all the hair on my spine stands on end
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welp sounds like they're together now at least
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Owl hooting :3333
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SPLASH
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o_o
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no duck but \:|/
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Dog is not having it, coyotes hyena cackling sounding almost like foxes. You can really get the "trickster" from the sound
kingdonkey
jsdlakfnd. Poor doggo
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It wasn't Robbie though it was one that threatened Robbie and he ignored it like "I'm a service dog, you are a peon. We are not the same (nottalking)"
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