YOU TWO DONT HAVE TO BOTH SLEEP ON ME.

yes they do

Yeah they do tho

they must show you that their love for you overcomes territorialness

This is the opposite of a problem.

There are two other people with much larger beds in this house and yet every night I fall asleep on the couch I can’t move my legs

Mother is bed, don't you know

frankie must sleep on you to make sure you don't disappear again, and d-rex has learned from her

I need to take a showerrrrrr

awww

wrong, they clearly do

This is a problem I wish I had.