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So if you spend any significant amount of time around me in real life you will quickly realize that I get the hiccups a lot
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But I rarely get them for very long
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I’ll hiccup like twice and then be done
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Until an hour later when it happens again
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And having the hiccups for a long time is terrible
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But having them for a short time is like
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You barely notice
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So about once a week I have a conversation where I will be minding my own business and suddenly someone is just like “are you okay?”
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And I have stop and take stock
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Because I just hiccuped but my brain didn’t even register it as important enough to bother remembering
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It’s always just a moment of like “...do I not seem okay?”
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“Am I scowling without noticing?”
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“Do I have red eyes?”
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You have the hiccups
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“...I do?”
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Anyway while I was on the way to clock in this morning I walked past a customer and without warning he says
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“Try standing on your head.”
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And the feeling of raw incomprehension I felt in that moment is
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Indescribable
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customer entitlement just gets worse and worse
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It wasn’t even entitlement!
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Dude heard someone with the hiccups and was a little snarky about it!
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oh yeah i was just trying to make a joke
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Oh ok