I have the beginnings of a theory based on how like 90% of us are millennials, but it's also very much like that conspiracy gif of Charlie from Always Sunny
White w/dark brown hair; was prescribed glasses in middle school but I don't wear any nowadays. |D (they do funky things to my peripheral vision, and I mess with my eyes far too much for contacts to be a good idea,,)
i'm a 34 y.o. ginger white girl with tattoos and an attitude problem but i've also met a lot of asian, indian, and african american people in this hobby
They corrected my astigmatism too while they were at it. They give you a relaxant so you just feel comfortable and chill and maybe a little sleepy while they do it, no pain, it's done in minutes. After, you go home and take a long nap, and stay on top of your pain meds for a day or two, but you can see instantly
If you're curious you can go and get a free consultation. They'll do an exam, tell you if you're a candidate and then go over pricing. I also recommend you negotiate on price, like you would for a car
(they do funky things to my peripheral vision, and I mess with my eyes far too much for contacts to be a good idea,,)