happy End Of Government Fiscal Year everybody, today is the day our salespeople go ham on selling office furniture to a bunch of procrastinating feds who need to frantically spend what's left of their budgets or die

Let Us Sell You Some Furnch.

of course this doesn't super affect me in my position, I am not in sales thank god, but it DOES mean that the IT department makes breakfast-for-lunch for the whole office so I get free food later