I had the absolute funniest time in D&D today y'all

well it didn't happen to my cleric and her fighter friend, they were having a pitched battle with a hag and I blew all my spell slots on trying to stop the fight while charmed

but. three of our party, right outside, had a slapfight over illusory fruit and kept missing their unarmed attacks

pls picture: elven sorcerer, charmed tiefling rogue fully in Gollum mode, and human fighter basically just nerd-punching each other

right afterward the poor rogue vomited up all the rotten food and my cleric cast her very last spell slot on Lesser Restoration so he'd feel better