Vehrec
All cryptids are fellons and I know why they're on the run from the law. Go ahead, give me the name of a cryptid and I'll tell you what they've done to make hiding from the law and humans their main occupation.
Echo
Mothman.
Doge-lover Joja
Nessie
⏏️ndrusi
Flatwoods monster
Gabiluzbad
Jersey Devil
Doctor Ansem
Fairies.
Vehrec
Echo : Silver Bridge Insurance fraud.
Vehrec
Mothman took out a huge 2 million dollar insurance policy on the bridge it knew was going to collapse.
Vehrec
Doge-lover Joja : Sheep rustling in the 1920s and 30s, police chased the monster into the lake and it hasn't come out since. Two sheep were found floating in the lake under a tarp though.
Vehrec
⏏️ndrusi : The Flatwoods Monster is responsible for a streak of sabotage against airplanes around the world that has been ongoing for almost 70 years, and is responsible for about 4% of all fatal accidents involving aircraft.
Vehrec
It has never been determined why, but perhaps it's because it dislikes noisel.
⏏️ndrusi
Plausible
Vehrec
Gabiluzbad : The Jersey Devil has been suspected to hide bodies for the mob, often in trees. One discovery by the FBI in the 1980s found 33 bodies in the branches of a single tree, some as old as the Prohibition era. The Jersey Devil is also wanted for RICO.
Vehrec
Doctor Ansem : all fey are guilty of tax fraud.
Vehrec
most are just not assessing sales tax or VAT, but Morgan le Fey, Titania and Oberon have a self-proclaimed 'tax haven' under the hills of Ireland and Wales.
Gabiluzbad
A tree feels like a real bad place to hide bodies
Vehrec
it works fine when you use one in a huge forest
Vehrec
https://images.plurk.com/nDVNVGFsfpeTFAcKV53Fw.png luckily for the Jersey Devil, such a forest exists.
dragon time
https://images.plurk.com/44EaDwnMnoBEpaNVjZZoIV.jpg this mystery creature
Vehrec
dragon time : I put this picture into a police convict ID program and it told me this creature has been wanted for Counterfeiting for 3 years.
dragon time
Sounds right
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(Sorry for the bad joke)
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