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Vehrec
All cryptids are fellons and I know why they're on the run from the law. Go ahead, give me the name of a cryptid and I'll tell you what they've done to make hiding from the law and humans their main occupation.
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Echo
Mothman.
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Doge-lover Joja
Nessie
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⏏️ndrusi
Flatwoods monster
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Gabiluzbad
Jersey Devil
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Doctor Ansem
Fairies.
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Vehrec
Echo
: Silver Bridge Insurance fraud.
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Vehrec
Mothman took out a huge 2 million dollar insurance policy on the bridge it knew was going to collapse.
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Vehrec
Doge-lover Joja
: Sheep rustling in the 1920s and 30s, police chased the monster into the lake and it hasn't come out since. Two sheep were found floating in the lake under a tarp though.
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Vehrec
⏏️ndrusi
: The Flatwoods Monster is responsible for a streak of sabotage against airplanes around the world that has been ongoing for almost 70 years, and is responsible for about 4% of all fatal accidents involving aircraft.
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Vehrec
It has never been determined why, but perhaps it's because it dislikes noisel.
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⏏️ndrusi
Plausible
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Vehrec
Gabiluzbad
: The Jersey Devil has been suspected to hide bodies for the mob, often in trees. One discovery by the FBI in the 1980s found 33 bodies in the branches of a single tree, some as old as the Prohibition era. The Jersey Devil is also wanted for RICO.
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Vehrec
Doctor Ansem
: all fey are guilty of tax fraud.
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Vehrec
most are just not assessing sales tax or VAT, but Morgan le Fey, Titania and Oberon have a self-proclaimed 'tax haven' under the hills of Ireland and Wales.
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Gabiluzbad
A tree feels like a real bad place to hide bodies
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Vehrec
it works fine when you use one in a huge forest
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Vehrec
luckily for the Jersey Devil, such a forest exists.
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dragon time
this mystery creature
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Vehrec
dragon time
: I put this picture into a police convict ID program and it told me this creature has been wanted for Counterfeiting for 3 years.
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dragon time
Sounds right
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Love Snake Kaja
Your mom
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Love Snake Kaja
(Sorry for the bad joke)