commentary or whatever ETA Jedao at the Party AND Kahl at the party
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commentary or whatever ETA Jedao at the Party AND Kahl at the party
commentary or whatever ETA Jedao at the Party AND Kahl at the party
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Kahl @ Gods who have cults and worshippers: needy. cringe. couldn't be me
Kahl @ Gods who have cults and worshippers: needy. cringe. couldn't be me
gelise
that's good, because NHS is about to be a bit of a twerp about it haha
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Kahl is on the shortlist of inmates Hakkai's giving to Sanzo to matchmake with for many of these reasons 
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the one human in canon he works with for an extended period of time likes and trusts him not at all
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they have a strictly transactional relationship and she's like "you absolute fucker you didn't tell us the [magic mcguffin] we were making for you would burn someone alive for three days if they tried to use it"
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"I didn't fucking tell you to use it yourselves now did I"
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"anyway I'm still doing my part so you'd better not back out, CIAO"
Jay
ZYL and xiao Jedao are freaking adorable
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yunlan just like "so anyway, now you are my nephew"
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current "Kahl the feral cat" scoreboard
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Ulla: got a little 'mew'
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Una: got a sniff
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Zerxus: got him to absolutely destroy a makeshift cat toy shoelace
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Mister National Health Service himself: first treat nibble
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Jedao: now with earring
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Kahl "I'm not awkward you're awkward" is like. I love him so much
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he's such a useless teenageer in so many ways but he is completely impervious to self-consciousness
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he's so cute
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for a price
HEY YOU welcome back by the way, quick question
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since it's hard to tell how much uncanny valley is just Game Graphics, how apparent would you say it is that Astarion isn't human from like, purely visual cues
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OKAY SO UH ingame he does try to conceal the fact that he's a vampire but like. He has visible fangs, red eyes and two puncture scars on his throat, it's not hard to work out! Also definitely not human from the big ol pointy elf ears
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also if there's anything reflective in Jedao's place he's not showing up in it so there's that
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now I have to decide if his video surveillance systems have mirrors in em 
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you can Take The Boy Out of Spy Fortress, etc
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he actually doesn't have any regular mirrors, though
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since both he and Hakkai have some Issues with their appearances
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whereas Astarion does have a bunch but mostly to do psychological self harm as best I can tell
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buddy ;;
Kira🌵
astarion please make better life choices
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no
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sometimes i really metaphors ok guys
sometimes i really metaphors ok guys
Jay
aaaah, baby
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Jedao is extremely adorable.
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I love Unreliable Narrators but it's 3rd Person Omniscient
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Just the opposite of what is true