I'm a 10 but only in three brands because men's sizing is effed up!

Welcome to the wonderful world of women’s sizing. Things vary so much that my size fluctuates between 3 different choices depending upon the manufacture.

but you are a ten in our book, mang.

Yeah when I first read this I was like, of course he’s a 10. What else would he be?

Like shoes right?

Did you just make a dirty joke?

I'm a 2, 12 and 36 extra lard-ass. gotta love women's sizes.