LiberBEARian
[haus] [cw; dead animals] AAAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHH
LiberBEARian
So
LiberBEARian
We have the insulation guys here from MassSave. Basically they're doing a lot of work on our house and our connecting neighbor's house for free due to a government program to weatherize the ancient house for wintertim
Hyatt
I take it this isn't a Frankie-related animal death?
LiberBEARian
IT IS NOOOOTT
LiberBEARian
They've been working all week pumping insulation into the walls, shoring up the wood underneath the siding, etc
LiberBEARian
LAST YEAR we had eight holes in our attic because a squirrel mom was raising her babies. It was a nightmare to get rid of them because we had to repeatedly bomb the attic with anti-squirrel shit. They'd chew the wires. They'd drive me crazy when my office was in the attic and they'd run around. There was a dead one we had to get removed
LiberBEARian
So I just had the weatherization guy come by and say "hey so uh. You have a lot of dead animals in your attic"
Hyatt
oh no. revenge of the dead squirrel?
LiberBEARian
and I go "oh my god. what. "
LiberBEARian
"How many are 'a lot' because [I reiterate the squirrel story]"
LiberBEARian
"...Seven or eight dead squirrels, a possum, maybe a baby raccoon or something, I don't know."
LiberBEARian
"oh my god"
LiberBEARian
"and a roof leak"
LiberBEARian
"oh my god"
Ptriciadactyl
they've chewed through the trim beside the art room, the space under my roof is also presumably full of squirrels. 
LiberBEARian
"yeah I couldn't smell anything on yor side but I think your neighbors were getting the brunt of it"
Ptriciadactyl
why must squirrels
Hyatt
why do they keep breaking into a graveyard
LiberBEARian
"Jesus christ"
LiberBEARian
I'm remembering the rain barrel of dead possums last year and going like "oh THAT'S where their stupid baby was"
3D🌺triangle.
Oh my god
LiberBEARian
They're pumping the attic full of toxic (for squirrels) insulation so it won't happen again but
LiberBEARian
oh my god we have a load of dead squirrels in our trash right now
Hyatt
watch that not stop the furry idiots
𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝒻𝒻𝑒𝑒
𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝒻𝒻𝑒𝑒
god bless the masssave program but WHY ANIMALS WHY
coochie scarf
it will not.
𝔽𝕊𝕆𝕋𝕌𝕊𝕊𝕐
Ptriciadactyl
this plurk prompted me to contact Northeast Wildlife to deal with my squirrel problem, so thank you.
CricketMomJenn
oh my goda ospduifpui
Kira🌵
oh my God, that's so many dead animals
LiberBEARian
The 'smell of decay' and "i couldn't tell what animal this was' were phrases I didn't need to hear today
plurkishdelight
aaaaaaaaaaa?????????????????????????
bluecanary
oh God
Un(t)sundered
eugh D:
Lady Stardust
but think of the missed Hallowe’en novelty opportunity
Jay
oh holy shit
Hooded Figure
