Five minutes after posting that he became the latest victim of spontaneous human combustion.

LOL

you'd be in real trouble if you started, picked-up and slid, mind!

good point.

And I’m disappointed that my elementary school training of hiding under my flimsy desk in the case of a nuclear attack hasn’t paid off. Yet.

🇺🇦HighDef🇺🇦 : If we don't sort things... It may be a "yet". I hope not...

On the other hand, I totally used duck & cover in an earthquake. So that one was pretty useful.