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/ Baldur's Gate 3 Moosey just sang a song for Astarion "His name's Astarion, he's made by Larian, he feeds on carrion..." Astarion: "You know that's true..."
MooseChangerPat
He likes barbarians
Eats vegetarians
he is Contrarian
towards Gale and you!
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(rofl) I love this
Time to Roll
This is the best thing to wake up to.
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Me: you know what's great all sorts of cool people will he introduced to Keldorn and Sarevok
Moosey: they character
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Assassinated Sarevok
CC: OK but since they left Keldorn out only true hard-core people the RIGHT KIND will go looking.
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CC: bro there's three pages of gale/Astarion already wtf
I wonder what the recent Sarevok is... oh 2014... and Dorn shipping... yeah moose you're right you're right
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What's the keldorn stiff outta curiosity
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Stuff
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> find freaking 36 chapter 150k words Harry Potter but with keldorn. No other BG characters
CC: wtf am i looking at
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CC: w t f.... it's like looking at someone randomly purring Frederick from Fire Emblem Awakening in Harry potter...
Moosey: no that makes waaaaaaay more sense
CC: he's younger and not married
Moosey: keldorns an anti-magic inquisitor paladin!
CC: tbf that does seem to be the pount
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Point
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CC: like putting Frederick into pokemon
Moosey: no. Like purring Frederick from Fire Emblem into CARE BEARS
CC: /dies/ I now need this crossover in my life
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Roflmao
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Moosey was saying how he wants to write a Haer Dalis novel and said do it and he said the problem is he has to research Forgotten Realms like more than anyone else ever has because that is our Catholic Canon integrity
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CC: I would write the Frederick fuc but the problem is ....

I'd have to research Care Bears more and I don't want to D:
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Fic lol
Whatson
I'm sorry, but I can't see Keldorn in anything but cuck crap
MooseChangerPat
(LOL) That's my fault
Whatson
seeing as how the true-route Kyle Baldur's Gate universe ended with a poor little gnome illusionist outside of Candle Keep, yes it's your fault as you molded the rest of my perception
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But he is cuck crap
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/4DHxiBzEcfYlmM52nweNfT.png
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I am alive
Whatson
status report
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no fever now, my right side back / shoulders still hurt but not excessively, got ice cream SHAKEY but not paralyzed or dead-dead
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Migraine isn't too bad, hanging out by the window enjoying the rain
Whatson
Oh good. someday we can go back to JJs
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:333
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