it's Thirsty Thursday what are some vile and/or cute shit our characters could get up to
Master Chieve
it's Thirsty Thursday what are some vile and/or cute shit our characters could get up to
it's Thirsty Thursday what are some vile and/or cute shit our characters could get up to
Master Chieve
Who even are "my characters" anymore
Master Chieve
Idyn and Jackie
Master Chieve
are my mains right now I guess since I don't really dwrp these days
Tonberry King
mmm, is there anything in particular you want to do or have done?
Master Chieve
I dunno I was hoping other people had ideas
Tonberry King
right now I'm in a "stuff is good" headspace while working through stuff I owe
Master Chieve
the dichotomy of cute/smut
Master Chieve
one part of me is like "and then they HELD HANDS"
dragon time
Fucking his wife in the honeymoon suite
ArtIsArt
I could pull out Malc at the drop of a hat.
Master Chieve
the other part is like "I kinda want to write Lin getting spitroasted"
Master Chieve
dragon time
: Idyn is DIVORCED
Master Chieve
Zeltzin RUINED his marriage
Master Chieve
(And he owes her for that)
Master Chieve
Wait I don't think they actually GOT married I think it got ruined before then
dragon time
I feel like Idyn likes to phrase it in the most dramatic way possible when he's telling it and Zeltzin would normally downplay it but she doesn't want to risk any chance of the annulment getting overturned
Master Chieve
In public: "I will NEVER forget this, Zeltzin. You have WOUNDED me to the quick"
Master Chieve
In private: "So I've always wondered but never had the courage to find out: is she actually any good?"
dragon time
So she's like "yep. Fucked his wife."
dragon time
"I was doing most of the work. Plenty of feedback, though. She pulled my hair too much."
dragon time
"Thought about flipping her over and spanking her, but we were short on time"
dragon time
They're probably a little drunk at this point and Idyn gets to hear a lot of vintage gossip that Z is not going to let slip around anyone who actually knows the relevant people
Master Chieve
Idyn is an excellent audience to this kind of thing
Master Chieve
reacting appropriately at every juncture
Master Chieve
"But how do the peacock feathers fit in?"
Master Chieve
"With a lemon!?"
Master Chieve
"On the train station?"
Master Chieve
"I say! Jolly well done!"
dragon time
Long story about increasingly unhinged stakeouts trying to catch this pervert who kept jerking off on one of the statues
dragon time
This one herbalists cottage that was constantly having these nun sex parties
dragon time
That one old lady who kept coming in to talk about what she'd been up to lately,
dragon time
"Ma'am we don't even do confessions here"
dragon time
"Oh I'm telling EVERYONE- say, care for a lemon?"
dragon time
"No,"
Doge-lover Joja
thirsty thursday, vile option, reactions to Beverly