Pipkin
shipping who we're logged in as (NOT one of my ST boys for once)
... but it is the ST girl: https://imgs.plurk.com/QD3/4kE/OKkZ2weTLA4BAIL0dDhjGztmhzY_lg.gif
Pipkin
Chrissy Cunningham, easily startled, technically died that one time, absolutely adorable and will bake you cookies or cupcakes if you're feeling down
SouthernMoonshine
.... Eyes E!Niko ...do not adopt any more strays, three is enough.
Pipkin
/cackle
Pipkin
this one def. needs to learn how to defend herself tho
Pipkin
(and how to Not Be Weird About Food though IDK how much help he'd be there)
SouthernMoonshine
Eh. His “food is love” style of caring might help? You’re feeling bad so I made you your favorite snack to cheer you up!
(He did successfully rehab a different horror protag from existing on cigarettes and coffee to eating at least two meals a day...)
Pipkin
Might work!
Pipkin
(I think her issue is 'this whole laundry list of things is '''unhealthy''' and you can't eat them ever')
Pipkin
(but also it was the 80s so things like 'just smash your sandwich flat and it will take up less room in your stomach' was still a thing her mother would have taught her)
Pipkin
(one of my mom's college friends did that and mom never did tell her that was a load of crap)
SouthernMoonshine
Probably also snarky comments like “you can’t build enough muscle to kick a monster’s face in if that’s all you’re gonna eat, have seconds, please.” And “you are growing, this requires food, or you’ll be a pocket-sized midget forever. Have a snack.”
Pipkin
LOL I'm not sure if that would work or make it worse
Pipkin
her 'do it out of spite' has only kicked in in like, half of the threads I've done with her
SouthernMoonshine
SouthernMoonshine
(A!Cal popping up at her elbow like”weeeelll if you’re not gonna eat it can I have it” like he didn’t just clean his plate and Niko shooing him away like chasing the cat off the table ”no that’s hers you bottomless pit”)
Pipkin
XD omg
Pipkin
okay but how long would it take for him to realize she was sliding her second helping off on Cal in the first place because that's WAY TOO MUCH FOOD for a girl and obviously Cal needs it more than she does etc. etc. etc.
Pipkin
(I'm guessing like 0.3 seconds)
SouthernMoonshine
YUP
SouthernMoonshine
Possibly 0.2
Pipkin
depends on if he's actually in the kitchen or just has his back turned
SouthernMoonshine
Yup yup
SouthernMoonshine
Also: yes he’d be delighted to show her how her cheerleading moves can 100% be easily adapted into self defense. Also here’s a knife and this is how you stab a monster.
Pipkin
see now that'd be a good tactic, use what she already knows
SouthernMoonshine
All that jumping and tumbling and high-kicks, yup, she got The Legs and he can work with that.
Pipkin
she's also got a bad habit of shrugging off small sprains, as many cheerleaders do
SouthernMoonshine
He’s got an ace wrap and a gentle scolding about that: also an icepack. Not on his watch, you’ll need your tendons later when you’re older. Trust him he knows this. (Says the man who has reached his mid-thirties and begun to have joint issues from doing exactly that)
Salty Lemons 🍋
I have a couple of my MHA folks, but also https://64.media.tumblr.com/995f30715be0544d107fcff5ddb1eac1/5c6ce35d1df39807-4b/s540x810/16f75de99b50c6288c0b02dda89dfd4a0721b8fd.gif
SouthernMoonshine
Slides through with a faint fangirl scream and falls out the window never to be seen again
Pipkin
SouthernMoonshine : it will be hella weird for her to have a 'coach' who actually cares about that kind of thing
Pipkin
Salty Lemons 🍋 : look, I maintain that the two of them would also be good for each other, whether as friends or as a ship
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