[few3h] [cw: suicidal ideation but in a way that's almost funny] Man, you ever think about how when he gets the chance to fight a doppleganger of himself Dimitri-

is legit just 'FINALLY THE ONE PERSON I WANNA KILL' in such an excited tone and no one says shit about it

LIKE IT'S DARK AF BUT ALSO FUNNY CUZ IT'S SO BLATENT

3 hopes is Game alright, I love it a lot

and this is the Dimitri timeline where he's the least befuckened too!!!

Full Secret Chapter - Fire Emblem Three Hopes

A friend ran a tabletop game in the 3 Houses/3 Hopes universe (in its own timeline, rather than one of the game routes). I recall my PC's opinion of the nobility of Fearghus was 'every one of you needs some goddamn therapy'. And that was pre-timeskip.

That's just objectively true

I'm in a alt timeline 3 houses tabletop too and yeah, my character said basically the same thing recently

after learning about the sylvix death promise

just 'yeah that sounds faerghus af, weirdos'

Ashe was at the other end of that table, so offended at Niko for that

"that's romantic!"

Niko, the clinically insane dark mage: ew, weird

SIR YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK also you fucked an argathan you have no taste

in Niko's faintest defense, he did not know it at the time

but

god I forgot about that

Is there a single sane reasonable person in any timeline of FE3H?

Petra, maybe? I think it's just Petra.

Petra is vibing and everyone else needs therapy.

Ignatz and Raphael are chill

Raphael believes the solution to all problems is to eat more meat tho.

Ignatz is imposter syndrom standing on crippling guilt's shoulders in a trenchcoat.

Like, the commoners in Leister are certainly more reasonable than the rest, but they're still kinda... you know.