Despite being over sixty and busy working twelve hours days, ma refuses to ever ask her Beautiful Baby Biz for any laborous favors beyond the very, very convenient (to me). So today I weeded her gardens, trimmed the bushes, dug out the baby saplings that don't belong where they decided to take root, burned it all in the fire pit, and did a dump run.

LITERALLY WHY DO YOU THINK I DO WEIGHT LIFTING AND PHYSICAL THERAPY... MOTHER PLS...

oh man i'd fuckin love if someone did that for me

"I don't want you to hurt yourself!" You saw me yank a five foot tree from the ground.

mother please let me do these things for you