Shard
You ever read something and feel the absolute need to facepalm?
Shard
(Yes, the comment about Dick Grayson is me.)
batman
my wife is a pediatric hospitalist, and you would be horrified at the baby names she sees sometimes
batman
she got a jiraiya not too long ago
Shard
I came incredibly close to being a teacher.
batman
imagine having to call out like
Shard
I actually could have just enrolled somewhere to do student teaching.
batman
JIRAIYA JOHNSON?
batman
IS THERE A JIRAIYA JOHNSON PRESENT TODAY
Shard
Jeer-rye-ah?
batman
juh-rai-yah
batman
like the naruto guy
Shard
...See, that's why I didn't know. I haven't watched Naruto.
batman
oh lmao
Shard
Like. My parents weren't THAT bad. I have a slightly awkward middle name that I always had to pronounce for the subs because they're the only ones who EVER called out middle names.
Shard
But at least it was a MIDDLE name.
Shard
If you REALLY need to show off your fandom affiliation that badly, put it in the middle.
batman
i have a more formal sounding middle name so if anybody ever says it i feel like i'm in trouble
batman
stephen charles
batman
batman
even typing it hurts
ᛕﻉɭค๓ٱՇץ
as a foster parent, I saw so many terrible names
Shard
Mine is unique enough that I don't use it anywhere online because it makes me REALLY easy to find.
ᛕﻉɭค๓ٱՇץ
including "we named them after what I was craving during pregnancy "
kaylin
if you really need to show off your fandom that badly, get a pet or change your own damn name
ᛕﻉɭค๓ٱՇץ
poor Mustard Brownie...
batman
LMAO
batman
WHAT
kaylin
don't inflict it on a kid
Shard
It's so unique I know of exactly ONE person who had it as their own middle name...and it was somebody my dad had dated.
ᛕﻉɭค๓ٱՇץ
and his brother Pickle Butter
Shard
...
Shard
Wow.
Shard
WOOOOOOOW.
batman
that's wild
ᛕﻉɭค๓ٱՇץ
the way I looked at her.
batman
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD2/no7/Fzqq0xzZBWmfyuEtuB5QNVxtPVp_lg.gif
ᛕﻉɭค๓ٱՇץ
I was cautioned by my worker to keep my opinions to myself and I hadn't even said anything... yet...
Shard
I'm sure your face said everything you were thinking.
kaylin
on a top level-related note, my parents thought they made up "Kaylin" only for their to be another girl in the school district who not only had the same first name, but the same surname and middle initial as well!
Shard
<snerks>
Shard
At least I never had to worry about that. A million other Amandas in class/school? Sure. But nobody ever had the same last name.
kaylin
they weren't going for unique though. they'd just already picked "Katelin" only to have some family friends go with "Katherine" and the neighbors to go with "Katelin"
kaylin
too many Kates, quick, drop the T!
Shard
My mom's just younger brother (she was the oldest of 7) made fun of her for giving her daughters very old fashioned names. I'm Amanda. My little sister has the Spanish form of Alice (paternal grandmother) AND maternal grandma's name as a middle name.
Shard
That uncle proceeded to turn around and name his children Cody and Cameron.
ReJenerator
My deadname got me laughed at a lot. It could have been worse. My grandfather Otto wanted me named after him, and my parents refused. Then he tried to make it my middle name, but since my dead-firstname started with a G and last name started with a D, it was generally decided that no, bad idea.
Shard
My grandfather was a joker who wanted my middle name to be Lynn.
BruberryMuffin
kaylin : lol I knew someone who changed their own name. To Duncan McLeod. Apparently the judge either wouldn't change his last name, so McLeod became his middle name. Or else they convinced him to keep his last name. Probably because he had kids.
ReJenerator
I guess that guy wanted to get a head in the world.
Tad Cooper
There was actually a Grayson at the family reunion the other day.
Alena
I went to school with someone whose name was The Jazz. I thought the teachers just liked his nickname until someone told me.
Sharkleberry
I ran into a little girl named Aayla and her little sister Mara Jade.
AmbularD
My kid has a fandom first name, but it's not highly recognizable. She gets a lot of compliments on how pretty it is, but also a lot of mispronunciations (which is puzzling. One of the reasons we picked it is because it's not that different from some very common girl's names and we thought it'd be easy to pronounce.)
Shard
True. I always said if I had two boys, they'd be named Frank and Joe.
Shard
The combination would probably have made some people realize where I got them from, but it's not like naming your kid Kahleseei.
Bugly42
I went to high school with a girl whose mom was way ahead of the crowd in naming her kid after a Star Wars character. Luckily it was from one of the early books, not the films.
Shard
There was a guy who got in the newspaper a few years ago. His last name was Walker and he and his wife had twins. A boy and a girl.
Shard
So he talked her into naming them Luke Sky and Leia Skye.
Bugly42
I also knew someone who did two middle names for all their kids, one of which was Danger.
Bugly42
So all of their kids had Danger for a middle name.
❝marti❞
We swung between super common ones and super uncommon and there was no in-between
❝marti❞
In order:
- Abigail (#14 in the year 2000)
- Amanda (#46 in 2002)
- Micaiah (which according to https://www.mynamestats.com/... site) there are only 121 people with that name in the US)
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- Elisha (same site says there are 12,379 people named that and 57% of them are AFAB)
- Emilia (22,678 people named that; looks like this was the most mainstream one we picked)
- Elizabeth (#10 in 2012)
❝marti❞
Ack, fucked up the parentheses there
KETER
when i lived in florida, i worked with a guy who'd named his sons danger and adventure respectively
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