[cw: body weight] welp. I cant get my breast reduced unless i have a bmi of 35, according to the plastic surgeon.

im 5'5 and a half and weigh 300 ish pounds. In order to get close to 35, id need to lose... 85 pounds.

...

guess this isn't happening.

what the fuck

bmi is all that matters

this is just really trash of them

That sucks. I'm assuming the reason for that is to avoid complications?

yeah. so "your nipple doesnt fall off"

delayed healing too

......i'm pretty sure my bmi was higher when i had mine

mine is like, at the moment like 49 ish.

that's bullshit

Is there a different surgeon you could try? Diff surgeons have diff requirements

ill ask my doctor when i go in next week.

ngl tho the place made me deeply uncomfortable

all sorts of ads for 'coldsculpt' that freezes your fat, and showing how it like, fixed double chins

.....

hey mr. doctoring
do you know what would help reduce my bmi

LESS TITTY

RIGHT??????????

i swear my boobs weigh as much as a beagle

Ah yes, one of those cosmetic surgeons who's fatphobic

Fuck all the way off, mu guy. And then fuck off some more

i dont want to change my body for the sake of looking attractive, i just want my back to stop hurting