[vampire survivors] can't see shit cap'n

equipment levels. please note that I am only 15 minutes in.

I think Eleanor might be a little busted

the evolved Summon Night certainly is

nothing can get even kind of close to me

beautiful

I am committing war crimes

a treasure chest dropped the candybox for me so obviously I picked the laurel and it was trivial to level it up to where the next guaranteed chest drop would give me the shroud

this despite the fact that Eleanor's unique accessory (the academy badge) specifically lowers your XP gain in exchange for power. there are just so many enemies and they're dying so fast.

absolutely disgusting.

six cheevos from that stage alone lmao

they need to add multi-player. I want to suffer with my friends.

they JUST added couch co-op like, this month, so we can certainly hope that multiplayer is on the docket

hi so i have just purchased, downloaded, and lost half my day to this game

oh

well it was nice knowing you

for real tho this thing is SUCH a dopamine engine

SURE ARE

numbers go brrrr

there are just so many ways to simply become a death vortex