Got home, gave Norman his can of food, and went back outside to check my tires because my tire light came on...

...but now this cat thinks that because he gets a can when mom comes home, since she came in, gave him a can, left, and came back again, he should get a SECOND can

for second homecoming, apparently

oh Norman

he got kibble and looked at me like i offended his inbred ancestors

i'm like boy, you were FERAL less than two years ago

cats spoil faster than avocados lol

Norman has clearly never been fed!!!

he definitely is not beginning to resemble an orange with stick legs

Norman, you lil menace