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Random good bit from Control
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Before the game events started, a member of the FBC, Dr. Darling, realized what was going to happen and started building coutermeasures
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He didn't have enough time to stop the Hiss entirely, but he was able to build a bunch of Hedron Resonance Amplifiers
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which is this funky little vest humans can wear that protects them from being corrupted by the Hiss
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Throughout the game world you find short little videos of Dr. Darling talking about shit
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Because he just really likes making filmed video presentations
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One of them was an FAQ about the HRAs
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And he dropped this gem, while sounding fucking exhausted
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"Some of you are worried that the HRAs are monitoring devices designed to listen in on your conversations."
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"They aren't."
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"We already can do that."
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just "Yes we're fucking spying on you all but this isn't how this is GENUINELY for your safety"
EsperBot
Is that the video where he's straight up got a glass and bottle of whiskey on the table during it
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I think it might be
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Dr. Darling is going through it
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There's like, at least three really distinct eras to Dr. Darling videos
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The "I like making informational pamphlets" era
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The "I think we might be in trouble" era
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And the "Fuck everything" era
EsperBot
the first is him in the lab, peppy and cheery, with a couple lab assistants just standing around
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the second is him in his office in front of a Conspiracy Board, looking a little haggard
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and then he's just drunk and exhausted and on the verge of a panic attack
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In the end he's rambling into the camera in a dark room in his underwear
EsperBot
Maybe you should have fucked around less with the SLide Projector, Doc (I assume that's what he did to cause all this shit)
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HMM!
Tonberry King
the videos are so well made in the meta sense
Tonberry King
but I love the documentation where the other two scientists are like "why does he keep putting us in these? this is so awkward"
EsperBot
"literally all we do in it is stand around whil he talks"
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There's a pair of memos somewhere you can find
Tonberry King
like it'd be one thing if they just recorded a person in a lab set and reading stuff, or even if they'd done it in game engine
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from those two assistants
Tonberry King
but the fact they went the extra mile and did relevant props
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The guy tries to ask the girl out and the girl either doesn't notice or pretends not to notice
Tonberry King
it's one of those things where I'm just like "I sincerely hope they were having a ton of fun making this"
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Love that Darling has copies of the Objects of Power
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The sign next to the phone that's like "RECREATION. NOT THE ACTUAL HOTLINE"
BattroidBattery
is the bit from the stupendium mv where he picks up the fake phone, remembers that it's fake, and hangs up in the game?
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no
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tragically
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