Snake-Kun
[spiders] Unfortunately, it is impossible to take a shower today
Snake-Kun
There is a spider the size of my fucking fist just chilling in the bathroom sink
Snake-Kun
So I will just be slightly sweaty
owl time
That's too big a size for a spider to be
Snake-Kun
I could arm wrestle this fucker
Frightpatine
It's nice of the spider to allow you to keep living in its house though
Dragomorph
i like the fact your folks apparently named it
Snake-Kun
I don't
Princess Emily
oh that's
Princess Emily
yeah that's the spider's house now
C▲se 5
that's too much spider
Love Snake Kaja
If I was there I would just bring it outside for you
Love Snake Kaja
I don't fear no spider
Snake-Kun
I do not fear spiders that are in places spiders are supposed to be
Snake-Kun
The bathroom sink is not such a place
Dead Mentors
look, he's got his tub and you've got yours, it's equitable
Snake-Kun
Absolutely not
Snake-Kun
If I go in there I might see it move
Snake-Kun
Update:
Snake-Kun
Dad may be a political conservative who thinks Elon Musk is an actual engineer and genius
Snake-Kun
But
Snake-Kun
He killed and disposed of the spider
Snake-Kun
So for today he is my hero
Echo
He put all his points into spider-wrangling so he had none left over for good political opinions.
Echo
Your dad is min-maxed.