cw: work

I love when I actually legitimately have to tag someone's account with "VERY resistant to actually giving any information that could be helpful."

because it sounds sarcastic but no, that is an ACTUAL TAG in our system because it comes up SO often

we probably could have worded it more nicely but also it's descriptive

"What's your name?" "Why do you need to know?"

to function basically in society, ma'am.

took me explaining, for longer than a minute, that we can't do anything to help if we don't know WHO WE'RE HELPING, before i finally managed to drag a name and phone number out...

and THEN she comes back with "but that's only for when i'm home, i'm almost never home."

me: do you have an answering machine or voicemail?
her, proudly: nope.
me: do you have an email then, if we can't reach you?
her: i have one, but i don't look at it

listen

i appreciate the level of bitch ass hermit you're going for here, i aspire to it

but if you want to find out where your fucking money is, you gotta let me know where to fucking look

and my coworker came in and brought her obnoxious ass teenager who watches obnoxious ass youtube on a tablet loudly

i am in recovery from heat exhaustion, have a gum/tooth infection that is only slowly getting better, and just feel like shit in general, and it is all i can do not to bite this child for existing in my vicinity

which i know is not fair

but fuck

You haven't eaten child, so you're already winning

ran my errands to the post office and the notary, and now i can sit at my desk without moving for the rest of the day

gonna be able to work from home tomorrow so i can hole up on my sister's couch and relax lol

she's out so i'll be housesitting during my work hours, so Norman won't be too wounded by "unfamiliar" missing time lol

that way her animals get attention for the day