I wrote 6000 words of Chopper angrily narrating Kanan and Hera's relationship because no one can stop me

This is the danger of fanfic

That's awesome

It sounds a little less "Kiss the girl" and more "If you don't kiss the girl, I will set you on fire. Also I might do that if you kiss her anyway."

basically

"Kiss the girl because I am sick of her staring at your lack of ass"