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elf trash

@eolasemah

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:22 AM

6

hi did any of you send me this

https://images.plurk.com/4skmXvyRCsugB3NXl8Dp9y.jpg

elf trash

@eolasemah

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:23 AM

because Chris fully thinks we’re being stalked by a gnome-themed serial killer

six to one

@blisters

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:24 AM

jesus christ LMFAO

elf trash

@eolasemah

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:28 AM

I got home from day one of ren faire and opened this and the gnome was in like fifty layers of bubble wrap and by the time I unearthed it I was laughing so hard I was crying

elf trash

@eolasemah

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:28 AM

so I hope it is one of my shithead friends and not a serial killer

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:33 AM

lmao there was supposed to be a note

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:33 AM

happy housewarming

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:33 AM

it seemed like a really essential thing for you to own

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:33 AM

in your new house

frantic banjos

@sifface

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:33 AM

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:34 AM

a housewarning present

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:34 AM

I’m dying. the smudged Thank you and “enjoy the day.”

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:35 AM

It is more perfect than I could have imagined.

elf trash

@eolasemah

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:37 AM

oh my god you asshole lmfao I’m so relieved

elf trash

@eolasemah

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:39 AM

https://images.plurk.com/UUPHMt39XzTzZmXNifd1.jpg

mj this is what someone gets from their murderer

elf trash

@eolasemah

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:39 AM

I’m deliriously tired and in hysterics

Lana

@coughdrop01

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 4:43 AM

HAHAHA

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:18 AM

hahahaha oh my goddddd

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:19 AM

naked & thriving what the fuck

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:20 AM

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:25 PM

I knew the gift was inherently a little deranged but they went so far above and beyond

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:21 AM

cannot wait to leave this etsy review

a ghost

@abyssal

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:27 AM

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:38 AM

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:39 AM

I have googled and they must have reused a box that this skin serum comes in to ship it with. What a choice.

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:39 AM

ANYWAY it is an elf. by the way. for your greenhouse. that was the thought process.

fleshy barbie

@jennibeans

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 6:31 AM

lmao fuck. congrats on your second child.

face craving

@shambolism

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 6:41 AM

I'm wheeze shrieking irl what the fuck

face craving

@shambolism

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 6:41 AM

hello beautiful. enjoy the day.

Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.

@unprotagonist

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 9:27 AM

OH CHRIST LMAO

koke

@mercutios

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 10:24 AM

HAHA amazing

Aelwyn Abernant

@asyndeton

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 12:18 PM

Hahahahahahahahhahaahahhahaah

Aelwyn Abernant

@asyndeton

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 12:18 PM

This could not have been better

elf trash

@eolasemah

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 2:33 PM

Yeah it was an unmatched experience

elf trash

@eolasemah

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 2:34 PM

Unironically thank you

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 2:51 PM

You’re welcome.

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 2:52 PM

I wish I could say I planned it but I really did ask for a gift message identifying myself and the purpose to be included and had no idea about the packaging.

Lana

@coughdrop01

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 3:14 PM

i keep coming back to look at this and die laughing

mj

@circuitry

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 3:46 PM

please let him here

Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.

@unprotagonist

Sun, Aug 6, 2023 5:22 PM

I'm losing it every time I look at this