elf trash
hi did any of you send me this 
elf trash
because Chris fully thinks we’re being stalked by a gnome-themed serial killer
six to one
jesus christ LMFAO
elf trash
I got home from day one of ren faire and opened this and the gnome was in like fifty layers of bubble wrap and by the time I unearthed it I was laughing so hard I was crying
elf trash
so I hope it is one of my shithead friends and not a serial killer
mj
lmao there was supposed to be a note
mj
happy housewarming
mj
it seemed like a really essential thing for you to own
mj
in your new house
frantic banjos
a housewarning present
mj
I’m dying. the smudged Thank you and “enjoy the day.”
mj
It is more perfect than I could have imagined.
elf trash
oh my god you asshole lmfao I’m so relieved
elf trash
mj this is what someone gets from their murderer
mj this is what someone gets from their murderer
elf trash
I’m deliriously tired and in hysterics
Lana
HAHAHA
mj
hahahaha oh my goddddd
mj
naked & thriving what the fuck
mj
I knew the gift was inherently a little deranged but they went so far above and beyond
mj
cannot wait to leave this etsy review
a ghost
mj
I have googled and they must have reused a box that this skin serum comes in to ship it with. What a choice.
mj
ANYWAY it is an elf. by the way. for your greenhouse. that was the thought process.
fleshy barbie
lmao fuck. congrats on your second child.
face craving
I'm wheeze shrieking irl what the fuck
face craving
hello beautiful. enjoy the day.
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
OH CHRIST LMAO
koke
HAHA amazing
Aelwyn Abernant
Hahahahahahahahhahaahahhahaah
Aelwyn Abernant
This could not have been better
elf trash
Yeah it was an unmatched experience
elf trash
Unironically thank you
mj
You’re welcome. 
mj
I wish I could say I planned it but I really did ask for a gift message identifying myself and the purpose to be included and had no idea about the packaging.
Lana
i keep coming back to look at this and die laughing
mj
please let him here
Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.
I'm losing it every time I look at this
mj
truly so pleased with the execution
mj
I need hello beautiful, enjoy the day, thank you stationary.
just donna
fuck
Nᴇᴄʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ
the smudged ink is just...... chefskiss. amazing. top tier ominousness
elf trash
I am letting him here but at what cost