curby&coughing
https://images.plurk.com/3BLbmDg8duHXmg1eRpy302.png getting real tired of trying to understand zillow tags on nyc apartments
curby&coughing
(for those wondering: we eventually figured out it's a popular restraunt in the area. but like. bro)
taffy
SEA WITCH?
taffy
quick before someone else snaps it up
curby&coughing
YOU KNOW? THE APARTMENT FEATURES? THE SEA WITCH???
🦉𝒮𝓊𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒷 𝑅𝑜𝓌𝓁🦉
honestly yeah, the sea witch is a huge selling point tbh
taffy
dude you gotta get cursed by the sea witch and report back
ᴡɪᴇɢᴇ★
oh shit sorry that's me, i'll get right outta there (swims away)
🦉𝒮𝓊𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒷 𝑅𝑜𝓌𝓁🦉
HABRUGA SABRUGA, COME WINDS OF THE CASPIAN SEAAAAAAAA
curby&coughing
i mean look the apartment looks great and frankly i've put up with stupider bullshit in nyc
dexoskeleton
... just imagine if it was saying "if you move in here, you Will Become: SEA WITCH"
curby&coughing
ᴡɪᴇɢᴇ★ YOU CAN STAY IT'S FINE
curby&coughing
dexoskeleton i would pay them so much more money than they're asking for rent if that was the case
🦉𝒮𝓊𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒷 𝑅𝑜𝓌𝓁🦉
dexoskeleton
(although in that case I, personally, would absolutely hold out for Sea Hag)
ᴡɪᴇɢᴇ★
oh ok (swims back)
🦉𝒮𝓊𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒷 𝑅𝑜𝓌𝓁🦉
i mean there's three of us willing
🦉𝒮𝓊𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒷 𝑅𝑜𝓌𝓁🦉
sea witch coven
ᴡɪᴇɢᴇ★
a bonus not a burden
curby&coughing
god i fucking wish
níkmaq
clean white cabinets as opposed to dirty white cabinets?
triska
as opposed to those filthy maximalist color cabinets
curby&coughing
precisely
Dr. BeardoPuff
Oh man I'd be upset if I went to view and Ponyo's mom was not included
Dr. BeardoPuff
https://images.plurk.com/1wLzR81w0TsPAV7h7sKkUL.png "you'll love the open floor plan"
curby&coughing
Dr. BeardoPuff : again: i would pay SO MUCH MORE MONEY than the rent price if this were the case
Dr. BeardoPuff
"As you venture forth into the world of D&D NYC apartment hunting, beware the deceptive beauty of the Green Hag, the paralyzing terror of the Sea Hag, and the insidious nightmares wrought by the Night Hag."
curby&coughing
yeah that's. that's what nyc apartment hunting is like 100%
Echo
I mean, say what you will, I found the Night Hag to be a very courteous downstairs neighbor. Sure, the nightmares weren't great, but she never made loud noises after 3 PM and always paid the rent on time.
Dr. BeardoPuff
"I had some questions about the three Hags in 3B, what with the constant influx of people showing up to trade off years of their lives for unmentionable gifts, but the soap they sell on Etsy really did make me forget my worldly cares, and I feel safer knowing they know all that transpires in the building. Haven't had a package stolen since they moved in."
Curdy&Comfy
I fucking love this plurk and all of you
Curdy&Comfy
anyway one of my favorite things so far is a mysterious accordion door made of cheap metal that we found in one of the apartments that turned out to be the bathroom door????
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
hello?!?!
Curdy&Comfy
no other door in the house looks like it, or functions like it. I would never have guessed in a million years it was a bathroom if it weren't for it being slightly visible in a picture of the bathroom itself
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
i wish you luck in your apartment hunting, i just managed to find one thru a friend of a friend (also it means im moving to crown heighs) (hmu)
Curdy&Comfy
Yesssssss we're hoping to be closer to so many people, here's hoping the search is kind to us
Curdy&Comfy
another favorite is the opposite of minimalist- terrifying striped patterns both horizontal and vertical in different colors for every available kitchen surface. all different patterns.
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
oh god
Curdy&Comfy
frankly I feel like you should be able to look at those kitchens and cross your eyes and see a flower or something
dexoskeleton
Curdy&Comfy : zigzags for Mossimo or it isn't worth it

unless, under the right circumstances, you can get it to look like mermaid scales
Curdy&Comfy
dexoskeleton


Of course, it works better when I, myself, pick the right company name the first time...

That actually should have been Missoni, not Mossimo, screw those guys for having such similar names
Curdy&Comfy
THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS because you actually got a fashion designer and I looked him up and GOT CRAZY PATTERNED OUTFITS
Curdy&Comfy
the world pulling through for you to be understood
Curdy&Comfy
by the way everyone, this is accordion door https://images.plurk.com/DnovlwYeX4HCTPh0jB6eN.jpg
Curdy&Comfy
oh my god I just realized EVERY DOOR IN THIS ROOM IS A DIFFERENT SIZE??? AND HAS DIFFERENT PANELING WTF....
curby&coughing
welcome to hell that is apartment hunting. we die hre
curby&coughing
here*
Dr. BeardoPuff
Did the bathroom used to be a.... closet?
ᴡɪᴇɢᴇ★
hey I hate what is happening with those doors
dexoskeleton
Curdy&Comfy : belatedly questioning where the Floating Door on the right leads
Curdy&Comfy
dexoskeleton : oh god one: didn't realize it was floating. two: I was so distracted by the accordion door I didn't even think about where it could lead
ᴡɪᴇɢᴇ★
Up.
Curdy&Comfy
AFTER FURTHER INVESTIGATION I think it??? is the new closet???
ᴡɪᴇɢᴇ★
i love the convenient choice of having the closet be a step above the rest of the floor
dexoskeleton
Well... at least there's an air conditioner in the room
curby&coughing
yeah i also think that's the closet but like. i have no idea why.
ᴡɪᴇɢᴇ★
yeah I would love to know the reasoning lmao
ȡ𝓲𝘴ą𝘴𝓽є𝓻
/suspicious squint at why the closet is raised above the baseboards like they just cut a hole in the wall and decided this was fine... and if you can get that custom skinny closet door, why can't you get a custom narrow bathroom door instead of... installing an accordion......
ȡ𝓲𝘴ą𝘴𝓽є𝓻
(i have accordions in both entryways of my railroad kitchen, to contain cooking vapors and heat, but we don't treat them as. real doors........ i very much question whoever did this room lol)
Curdy&Comfy
so you thought THIS step up in the closet was bad? why not try this house that Alex and I saw today, which has a FULL FOOT of space between the bottom of the door and the floor. this door leads to the backyard but good luck not destroying your ankles!!!
Curdy&Comfy
anyway I found the multiple patterns listing so gaze upon infinity https://images.plurk.com/JCEOAh5r8mvaBUN35IKTy.jpg
ȡ𝓲𝘴ą𝘴𝓽є𝓻
....i kinda like it
curby&coughing
there's also the brick wall on the other side
curby&coughing
in case you wanted more fucking weird colors that don't match
curby&coughing
https://images.plurk.com/2v0xbnFbCq8s7IxWAzQXmI.png also here's another one for the "what the fuck" pile
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Google says it's a Thai restaurant
curby&coughing
yeah no i googled it and i also got that answer
curby&coughing
but seeing it? an experience
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
fair and I enjoy this trend tbh
curby&coughing
it is Particularly Unhinged
Dr. BeardoPuff
I'm expecting some sort of creature who lives in the closet? Monstrous but friendly? maybe like round and jelly like?
Dr. BeardoPuff
it runs a little coffee bar
curby&coughing
that's actually adorable thank you. now i wish this was real
Curdy&Comfy
They're divorced :-( https://images.plurk.com/4iCMYXL7JHuydKlyYDpm99.jpg https://images.plurk.com/5wdpPpE8xGw4U7N3WAxRP7.jpg
Curdy&Comfy
anyway, Alex and I call this "Banished fridges" whenever we see listings like this
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