[parental fuckery containment plurk] just me venting about being here, feel free to mute

i got my first "shut up nobody cares" yesterday, after less than 24 hours of being here

i was talking about the barbie movie and other various barbie stuff and my mom was like "wow you sure are a font of barbie information"

like okay cool sorry to be excited about something i'll be sad and have no joy in life i guess

oh jesus, i'm sorry. that sucks, and i hate when people do that

it just sucks, like. you wonder why i don't talk to you guys that much? cuz inevitably i will get a "you're so quiet tonight are you tired?" comment

Im sorry your parents any of your happiness

wow, that sucks, i'm sorry.

UGH

mom tried to convince me today that elongated muskrat was one of the smartest people alive and i argued that he very much is not

her: how did he get so many space shuttles up, then?
me: because he buys smart people. he's a dumbass, he pays people to be smart for him and then takes the credit and the money if it works

and he also blew up the last one, i think

just got back from Oppenheimer. dad didn't like the movie even though he was the one who insisted we see it

now he's huffy because mom is taking too long getting changed and he wants to go sit out and have cocktails so he's throwing a big toddler fit

annnd they did not get me cake

i didn't ask why because they got into a fight and they're both being suckasses right now