Ash!!1
[pkmn poll] what do you think are the most unique pokemon creatures designs. but also
Ash!!1
as much as i love when pokemon get super unique, i almost love it more when they're like 'we could not make this creature more fucked up if we tried.'
Ash!!1
like with toucans. or flamingos. or jacob sheep.
Ash!!1
the designers looked at those animals and were like jeezus
vast energies
honestly
vast energies
i love eggsecute
vast energies
its just eggs
Ash!!1
seed eggs!! it works on so many levels
Ash!!1
of the og lines i think like, the nidoran lines are high up there for 'design i can't see anywhere but in pokemon'
Ash!!1
we're dinosaur rat things that turn into bigger dinosaur things
Ash!!1
for newer stuff i just think toxicitry is neat. that is not how you spell it. punk lizard, that thing.
time stranger
most unique....
time stranger
alolan exeggutor isn't the most visually unique but 1) they were right. it IS funny that it's too tall 2) giving it dragon typing just perfects it. it's a dracaena and that's enough to make it literally a dragon. pokemon types have evolved into their own weird little system of meaning
Ash!!1
its true alolan exeggutor is still so fucking funny. i don't think anything has come close to it yet
Ash!!1
dun dun dunsparce is close but not nearly as iconic
Autumn Vasch
nosepass
time stranger
also not a specific design but i love when an evolution line chains together animals that aren't actually related but feel conceptually related. like carvanha and sharpedo
Ash!!1
Autumn Vasch : easter island compass!!
Ash!!1
time stranger : gawd thats how u know a bunch of nerds worked at game freak. they were sneaking in convergent evolution shit before it was a thing
time stranger
i'm looking around for my picks but i feel like they're also going to be cases of combining inspirations (animal/object) in a way that's unusual but so perfectly fitting that those two things are now associated in my head
Ash!!1
pirahana into shark but also the shark is a dragon sometimes
Ash!!1
tho same with remoraid and octillery. give octillery a mega tank form that it deserves
chilly pepper
the beta forms of remoraid and octillery were so fucking funny
time stranger
current bias: i love how awkward silvally looks. the concept of "superweapon frankenpokemon, whose trainer incidentally is an edgy teen who kins it" could have been, like, unironically cool and streamlined
Colorless Juice
I think gen 4 legendaries are pretty fucked up in body shapes
chilly pepper
YEAH I REALLY LOVE TYPE:NULL AND SILVALLY
time stranger
but instead it's this wide-stanced clumsy mashup with a completely nonfunctional fish butt
time stranger
it just doesn't look right and it's perfect.
Ash!!1
Type Null makes me laugh cuz it's like. [helmet breaks off. points] THAT'S A NEW POKEMON
Colorless Juice
Arceus with this horrible pointy thing squeezing its waist super narrow and its alien face and tiny pointy feet...
Ash!!1
IS IT THO,,,,,,
Ash!!1
i love it
Kyo
i love Pokemon's tendency to just take actual fucking animals and just slap a pokemon name on them
Ash!!1
Colorless Juice : THE DIETY POKEMON OF GEN 4 ARE SO FUCKED UP. which like, i guess is the point that they are so eldritch
Ash!!1
palkia and dialga getting even MORE fucked up in legends arceus was a delight too
chilly pepper
for actual designs i genuinely love just like, as a creature. im just gonna start naming a few
A healer (but-)
did someone pull for vanilluxe in this plurk yet bc
A healer (but-)
i will stan for enchanted ice cream
Colorless Juice
I really hate Dialga and Palkia's feet lol.... OH MY GOD THEIR HISUIAN FORMS I think get my vote for most fucked up pokemon designs
Colorless Juice
what the FUCK was going on with them
chilly pepper
fucking obsessed with dunsparce. "it's just a tsuchinoko" wrong it's the PLATONIC IDEAL of a tsuchinoko AND IT DRILLS BACKWARDS TO DIG. it's a freak i love it.
chilly pepper
skarmory also wins points for originality. what the fuck kind of bird is that? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh axe
Ash!!1
A healer (but-) : the ice cream line is valid and u are valid. i love that it's not even ice cream. it's a fucked up ice monster that likes to put snow on its face like a hat
A healer (but-)
its very charming to me
Colorless Juice
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD1/lj4/awB32dN9gCn4uUP01vK9AjPnT6F_lg.png
1 most fucked up pokemon design ever IMO
Ash!!1
chilly pepper : honestly as much as i like the crow line in Sw/Sh skarmory still wins for me in best Armored Bird design
Ash!!1
it's so fucking unique
Ash!!1
Colorless Juice : i feel like arceus made them like that first and was like oh shit oh no i fucked up. is that what i look like. shit. lets fix that,
chilly pepper
i'm fucking obsessed with lunatone also i think it's the first moon-derived design ive seen that wasn't like. oh this animal is inspired by the full moon no this is literally a moon rock that was just straight up turned into a bird for ???? REASONS I GUESS?
Ash!!1
wait when did it turn into a bird
Ash!!1
OH WAIT DO U MEAN ITS WEIRD FUCKED UP BEAK
Ash!!1
LMAO
chilly pepper
also fucking love tropius. banana tree that walks and flies for some reason. what the fuck inspired this it has a plane helmet head
chilly pepper
YEAH ITS WEIRD BEAK LOL
Colorless Juice
my brain refuses to understand that solrock is not part fire type
Colorless Juice
oh yeah tropius is kinda fucked up.... just eat its neck growths they're delicious
chilly pepper
absol is genuinely also a peak design. black/white duality, edgy, has a sword, furry Cool creature for the kids to hook onto. i know i was insane for absol the first time i saw it. its original in that you can very clearly tell they were going for edgy sparkledog design
chilly pepper
which pokemon really wasn't doing for the rest of gen 3
Colorless Juice
WAIT I KNOW... if we go into pokedex entries, veluza is really fucked up
Colorless Juice
When Veluza discards unnecessary flesh, its mind becomes honed and its psychic power increases. The spare flesh has a mild but delicious flavor.
Veluza has excellent regenerative capabilities. It sheds spare flesh from its body to boost its agility, then charges at its prey.
chilly pepper
VELUZA IS SO FUNNY
chilly pepper
JUST RIPS ITSELF APART?? OKAY????????????????
Ash!!1
Oh yeah absol is iconic. just so sleek without looking exactly like a dog or cat
Colorless Juice
delicious discarded flesh
Ash!!1
its in that weird vague mammal area like eevee
chilly pepper
absol has the eeveelution attraction yeah
chilly pepper
i honestly wish it was kind of the bigger/cat-ier answer to eevee line LOL
chilly pepper
more absols... gimme
Ash!!1
i haven't finished S/V so i just looked up veluza and jeezus lol
Ash!!1
i love that they're making more and more pokemon just to be like YEAH ITS TOTALLY COOL IF YOU EAT PART OF THIS POKEMON
Ash!!1
ITS FINE
chilly pepper
latias/latios are probably my favorite dragons in the game. airplanes... they are seriously soooo cute. i love their streamlined shapes. i love having two of them
chilly pepper
that they don't really look like "dragons" is really fun too theyre very anime
Ash!!1
literally anthro jet planes and somehow it works???
Ash!!1
also angels/aeons maybe??
Ash!!1
what are pokemon designers on
chilly pepper
togekiss was the ideal third evo to the togepi line
chilly pepper
its design still makes no goddamn sense but i love it. weird owl
time stranger
my picks for "unique in an arbitrary way, not even a clever joke just a weird idea that feels right": doduo/dodrio, chansey, scyther, lapras, girafarig, smeargle, breloom, exploud, tropius, flygon line, shelgon, barbaracle, mimikyu
Ash!!1
the toge line fucks me up cuz they're just
Ash!!1
they're just birds without beaks or claws
Ash!!1
what the fuck
chilly pepper
YEAH IT'S LIKE KIDPROOFED BIRDS
Ash!!1
GIVE THEM BEAKS
time stranger
list drops off after gen 3 because i feel like designs started to get more, like, explicable - still lots of fantastic ones but they tend to be a clever mashup of clear inspirations and less "what the hell is that it rocks"
Ash!!1
time stranger : ALL OF THESE ARE VALID
chilly pepper
gen 4 is a little weird to me scrolling down this list bc i think it does have some of the most unique designs but in most cases its kind of in a not great way... the legendaries 100% fuck but looking down this list i'm literally going "wow a lot of these stand up huh"
Ash!!1
chansey especially cuz i don't reemember seeing anything even VAGUELY close to chansey in concept before pokemon rolled around
chilly pepper
chansey is so funny especially kangaskhan in the same game
chilly pepper
both are... motherly? have pouches? ...???????????????????????
Ash!!1
breloom i still don't know what the fuck that little guy is. weird stretchy mushroom boxing kangaroo dinosaur
chilly pepper
especially with^
time stranger
there's no clear reason for chansey to be an upright spherical axolotl that feeds you eggs, or for the otherwise perfectly draconic bagon line to pupate, or for a giraffe to be backwards, but they just do that and it feels natural
Ash!!1
bagon evolving to fly out of sheer will and spite is also real good
Ash!!1
i will KEEP LAUNCHING MYSELF TO MY DEATH UNTIL I FLY
Ash!!1
that's not how evolution usually works but in pokemon it is valid
chilly pepper
oh god yeah girafarig's whole design being a palindrome in the beta i really wish they kept that but i understand why they replaced the back head with the. tail head
chilly pepper
could you imagine having an evil giraffe staring at you while you battle
carotid
.......i just looked up alolan exeggutor and what the fuck
time stranger
gen 6 has some very nice pokemon-style renderings of creatures like leafy sea dragons, basilisk lizards, and feral keyrings, but barbaracle just stands up for some reason
Ash!!1
girafarig. gawd. they were like no an evil giraffe is too much. [makes it evolve so its sentient head swallows its other sentient head] okay pokemon
chilly pepper
I LOVE THE MADOKA EVOLUTION SO MUCH
Ash!!1
carotid : AJLDFKADF I'M GLAD YOU'VE MADE THIS DISCOVERY
Ash!!1
its the best tree dragon no arguments allowed
time stranger
recent gens i think have some of the cleverest mashup concepts like the centipede that's a radiator
chilly pepper
this is my bias but i think scolipede has an incredible design. it's pink and purple. its got big round body sections that make it look like a beach ball. it's big enough to be rideable. its a horse. it sucks you out of your body like a capri sun when it kills you
time stranger
*radiator coil
chilly pepper
it is the weirdest centipede take they could have gone with and they did
carotid
ASH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY EGGFACES
time stranger
oh fuck yeah scolipede should have been on my list. i'm not sure if there's a Reason a bug became a horse but it looks right.
Ash!!1
carotid : they are fruits/seeds uwu also possibly a referenced to human faced fruits shhh don't worry about it
chilly pepper
also shout out to whimsicott inexplicably becoming a sheep. i understand why. bc cotton fluffy. but also
Usagi
ok but further shout out to the fact that the cotton is removable
Ash!!1
scolipede is easily one of the most cool and unique bugs yea
Usagi
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BIXIqq-tOWY/hqdefault.jpg
chilly pepper
JERSUS CHRISTHJR
Usagi
: D
Ash!!1
SKLDFJADLKFJAF HAHA
Usagi
I THINK WHAT GOT ME THE MOST AT THE TIME

IS THAT EVEN THE 'HORNS' WERE PART OF THAT
Colorless Juice
Yeah re:veluza it's funny that they keep introducing more ways for pokemon to safely feed parts of their bodies to humans (veluza flesh, tropius bananas, etc) and also supply energy (rolycoly's body flakes off for usable coal)... and since it's such a safe and happy world, they're NOT caged in horrible capitalist farms to extract resources from them
Ash!!1
pokemon are all just fucked up lil guys
chilly pepper
(HOLDS UP THIS KIRBY MAN) PERFECT POKEMON
Usagi
PERFECT POKEMON
Ash!!1
Colorless Juice : is there an in world explanation for lechonk tho. CUZ THERE SURE IS HAM ON THOSE SANDWICHES
Ash!!1
AND I ONLY SEE ONE PIG THERE
chilly pepper
the deino line is fucking incredible to me. little blind guy who bites becomes a tank
DR. MEGANE
the trashbag pokemon
Colorless Juice
maybe all meat is just naturally shed veluza flesh
chilly pepper
I MEAN POKEMON ISN'T THAT SHY ABOUT SAYING POKEMON GET EATEN
chilly pepper
it kinda handwaves things a bit but its like. well. they killed the canon where normal animals existed so...
Colorless Juice
oh I just remembered you can eat crab claws as sandwich ingredients and there's a little explanation there like "they're shed as they grow and are collected that way'
Colorless Juice
I forget which crab pokemon
chilly pepper
thats so funny.
chilly pepper
uhhhh goodra is original and perfect and the best dragon design in the game. no notes
Colorless Juice
Oh right KLAWF STICK not a claw but a whole crab meat stick
Colorless Juice
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD1/iQf/MyZRYu2PycTS96aUnMEW0THvjKX_lg.png
Colorless Juice
A very sweet and salty ingredient. It's a nutritious processed food made with a concentrate derived from shed Klawf shells.
star✯break!
I will always bring up dhelmise because it's a ghost. that out of all things decides it wants to possess seaweed. and then use the seaweed to yeet anchors
Colorless Juice
I'm looking at the other meat ingredients but it doesn't look like they bother to offer any explanation for the ham and bacon...................
star✯break!
how many ships sink around alola that this can just...be a thing?
time stranger
now, my second list, my top picks for unique designs that make you go "oh i get it that's clever:
galar fossilmons, grafaiai, dhelmise, wishiwashi, spritzee, combee, wailord, shedinja
time stranger
also, add shuckle to my first list. it does have inspos but they're so heavily mashed up and redesigned that the final product just feels like its own original thing
Ash!!1
DR. MEGANE : TRUBBISH APPRECIATION
time stranger
wait. sorry what. klawf sticks aren't klawf??
star✯break!
- the only place you can catch dhelmise is the seafolk village where the majority of people live in boats or arw seafarers

ha ha ha oh no!
Ash!!1
still fucked up by that one time pokemon decided trubbish was a cat
time stranger
that is the FUNNIEST way to do imitation crab. it's not even other fish it's just. uh. shells somehow
star✯break!
are there dhelmise variants that use other parts of the boat and get different third STABS out of it
Ash!!1
Colorless Juice : its funny they shy away from saying its crab meat cuz i'm pretty sure its outright said that people eat crabrawler meat in alola
star✯break!
surely not all possessed seaweed wishes to yeet anchors. perhaps there are some who delight in using the hull
Ash!!1
cuz they punch so many trees they lose their claws so locals are like 'its free dinner'
time stranger
i think dhelmise specifically draws on whaling ships, which operated out of hawaii, but that raises a separate question
Ash!!1
maybe the ghost seaweed wsa specifically sinking those ships,
star✯break!
Usagi : PEELED
time stranger
also wrt meat pokemon, i know tauros is a ride pokemon but there's a whole ranching town and the battle buffet serves "take down steak"
star✯break!
in that vein remember when pokeani was like "yeah altaria wings are ALL cotton. not a single bone to be seen"
Ash!!1
fjadflks lord
Usagi
lfump!
time stranger
people totally eat tauros and lechonk and similar they just don't directly say that. which makes it even funnier when an extremely weird method of getting food from pokemon non-lethally is shown
Usagi
fartetch'd : ]
Ash!!1
man altaria is pretty unique too. to this day i don't think anyone has pinpointed a direct inspiration for it
Ash!!1
its just pretty bird and clouds go brr
star✯break!
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD1/UHE/Pc2fLilXowSVEKXtugyNk33YeOC_lg.png
time stranger
they could just be coy about it. they already do that. no this specific food is just weird
Ash!!1
DEFLATED
star✯break!
I love the Klink line btw. they're just gears
chilly pepper
i love all pokemon that are "it's just X"
star✯break!
and they just keep adding more faceless gears to themselves
chilly pepper
it's just magnets. its just gears. its just keys. its just a toucan. its just a flamingo
chilly pepper
PERFECT animals
star✯break!
but also gamefreak wanted to show off how good they got at sprite art LOOK AT THESE CONSTANTLY ROTATING GEARS EVERYONE
Ash!!1
OKAY BUT I THINK THE KEY GETS TOO MUCH HATE cuz its not even keys! it's a weird little freak that steals keyes with its noodle arms!
Ash!!1
if i saw that fucker slinking into my apt to steal my keys i would scream
chilly pepper
LMAOOO
Ash!!1
its so weird!!
star✯break!
also that one guy in the reshiram zekrom movies that had a whole bike-copter powered by a klinklang...effercesenct
chilly pepper
special shoutout to zeraora for having a design that does NOT look like it belongs in alola WHATSOEVER
chilly pepper
furry fighting game cat
chilly pepper
god what else. appletun looks so fucking good. what if we turned a dragon into apple pie
chilly pepper
who tf would think of this
Ash!!1
APPLETUN!!!
star✯break!
https://images.plurk.com/1Hz1RdpjFma9YwG6BvSSr7.png a menace
chilly pepper
UHHHHHHH ILOVE ALL THE FOSSILMONS IN SWSH. GENUINELY LIKE THEIR DESIGNS ARE SO GOOD. THEY REALLY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO MAKE THEM COHESIVE THEY WERE LIKE no.
chilly pepper
you are going to see the consequences of your actions and live with them.
Ash!!1
chilly pepper
dracozolt is basically like favorite pokemon int he fucking world
chilly pepper
https://images.plurk.com/1MKJtUW3AGjgKOYcfXfrBj.png FREAK!!
Ash!!1
i feel bad for zeraora cuz i feel like it got little attention despite having a movie but like. how can you compare to heel wrestler fire cat. you can't.
star✯break!
toedscool. little mushroom guys that have very long legs and also run at 30mph
Ash!!1
chilly pepper : I LIKE THE ICE VERSION OF THAT GUY CUZ IT'S JUST ME
Ash!!1
CONSTANTLY COLD AND SHIVERING. SAVE HIM
chilly pepper
https://images.plurk.com/7l8QVCsEtWPtaMAtBoTu3Z.png i would also kill for arctozolt
chilly pepper
i think my final teamin swsh had. three fossil mons in it LOL
🐅 its harry
i love arctozolt SO MUCH
Ash!!1
cry toadscool's animation is so fucking funny. another situation of i would be runing screaming if i saw that in real life
chilly pepper
I LOVED THEM SO MUCH AND THEYRE SO STRONG FOR NO REASON IT RULED
star✯break!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/acc4a0bf6474c0dbca24c2aa502ab7fb/4dcbdc72cb88f7ce-8f/s640x960/d413bac3cea9cfab8aaa143779594361ebfb28f9.png
star✯break!
in the same vein, pokemon had a bunch of pokemon they could turn inti dinosaurs and they chose...magnets
chilly pepper
i love toedscool so much the horrifying reality of a mushroiom with slappy feet running DIRECTLY at you
star✯break!
MAGNET DINOSAUR WITH MOVING WOBBLY STRETCHY MAGNET LEGS
Ash!!1
imagine the Last of Us but its toadscools
time stranger
oh oh oh uh this is a retroactive concept thing not design strictly but. i am IN LOVE with how gen 7 nervously glancing at yokai watch turned into a revolution of rotom-inhabited devices just existing in the modern pokemon world
time stranger
ai who? put a ghost in that phone
chilly pepper
LOL
Ash!!1
dfjlakfafl
Ash!!1
its true its just universally accepted that there's a dead little guy running your devices
Ash!!1
its fine
Ash!!1
ALSO GAWD THE PARADOX POKEMON JUST BEING LIKE. X BUT A DINOSAUR. OR X BUT A ROBOT. IS SO FUNNY
Ash!!1
rip to the Violet players and all your dumb robots but
chilly pepper
i fucking love paradox pokemon soooo much
time stranger
it's so pokemon. it is so essentially pokemon. pokemon is always a recognizable modern world but with all these little things tweaked to show that pokemon are there. smartphones are ubiquitous now except their smartphones contain a helpful ghost that levitates it and makes calls for you
Ash!!1
the dinosaur paradoxes are so funny and cool
chilly pepper
THE ROBOTS ARE FUNNY AS HELL TOO JUST IN A DIFFERENT WAY
chilly pepper
sorry iron moth you will Never be slither wing
Ash!!1
okay true i am fond of MECHA PENGUINE
Ash!!1
MECHA SANTA PENGUIN
chilly pepper
oh peak design originality. tandemaus and maushold.
time stranger
the robots are genuinely unsettling in motion and i think area zero is freakier in violet. the caveman pokemon are extremely friend-shaped
chilly pepper
"what if we made unpainted vinyl mickeys that fucked"
time stranger
slither wing my beloved
chilly pepper
dundunsparce is also insanely funny and a great design. just Increase Dunsparce. also make it the size of a car
time stranger
orthworm
chilly pepper
ORTHWORM
chilly pepper
FUCKING SUBWAY TRAIN. BUT A WORM
time stranger
orthworm is like aw cute but the punchy hands are inexplicable
chilly pepper
sv is full of incredible animals
time stranger
i don't think there's a design in sv i dislike.
time stranger
they're not all my thing but they're all clever. love the evil stork
chilly pepper
i love the evil stork so fucking much
chilly pepper
what if we took a stork but instead of delivering babies it delivered boulders. directly onto your head
time stranger
entire design based on "stork delivers babies" then you scratch out the baby part entirely - the entire centerpiece of the inspiration - and replace it with "bombs"
time stranger
boulders rather
Ash!!1
OH YEAH I LOVE THE LITTLE. GREMLIN DIGIMON THING
Ash!!1
THAT JUST FUCKS WITH THE ARMOR BIRD
Ash!!1
tinkatonk or whatever the fuck
SETH ⚘
honestly while the magikarp-gyarados line has a clear inspo (koi becomes dragon legend) gyarados is so uniquely weird yet badass looking and the line concept being something that shows up so early in every game is wild. fave
chilly pepper
i fucking love tinkaton that thing is a kirby character for real
chilly pepper
im gonna be real with you. all of the pokemon in scarvio are weirdly evil in some way and it's so insanely funny
SETH ⚘
also early visual designs wise please consider: what the fucking fuck fucking mewtwo
Ash!!1
SETH ⚘ : HONESTLY YES. gyarados is just. iconic. It's so ver much sea dragon/eastern dragon but the design has YET to be replicated
Ash!!1
its so very much its own thing
chilly pepper
you could point to any random pokemon and the dex entry will be like "oh yueah that one has race wars. that other guy turns you into soup. THAT one just violences you on sight"
Ash!!1
also its true i don't think we think to hard about how mew and mewtwo are fucked up cat fetuses
chilly pepper
SETH ⚘ : cat fetus
chilly pepper
YEAH
Colorless Juice
mewtwo is great, it's like... just on the border of being creepy body horror but it's become iconic and cool
time stranger
all of the gen 1 designs are high on the arbitrarily unique scale
Ash!!1
Lugia is up there too cuz while ho oh is beautiful lugia is like. the FUCK is that
Ash!!1
does that bird have HANDS
time stranger
lots of design elements that aren't for any specific Reason, they're just establishing Pokemon Look Like This
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