brainstew
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brainstew
brainstew
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Eli ordered us Panera for breakfast.
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The Doordash app fucked in a way that benefited us. It was supposed to be $3 off orders of $15 and up.
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The promo code borked and gave us $15 off.
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Which cool!
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I'll take it!
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I forgot why I don't read splatter horror that often. It's kinda fucking silly in prose form.
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pussy spaghetti
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hrm. i marinated some chicken in store brand pesto, and idk if i like it. i didn't add extra salt since it had high sodium but looks like i needed it.
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rip.
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Wow this celery is so spicy! ๐ฅต๐ฅ #foryou #comedy #fyp...
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THIS CLIP ALWAYS KILLS ME
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THE SCREAM OF "IT'S A HOT SAUCE" AT THE END
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This Is Where I Eat Breakfast
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TWO BUCKS???
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MOST PLACES HERE CHARGE $4 FOR JUST A SIDE OF RICE.
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wish japan was better about fatasses like me. i would love this.
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LOU RECOMMENDED A CODY FANCAST
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chriswevans
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THIS BOY
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or man
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I was looking at a magazine to submit to when it's open again.
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The payment is $0.07 AUD. Might as well be paying in peanuts.
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that's like the equivalent of paying with a limp handshake lmfao
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that's not even like. a real amount of money
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: Like that is per word but STILL.
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The American market is fucking us over very well on its own, thank you so much, Grimdark magazine.
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OH SO THEY'RE HIGH FIVING YOU EVERY WORD INSTEAD
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They have this whole thing about paying their writers real money!
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lmfao citation needed guys
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Then I see $0.07 AUD per word.
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So if I sold a story for their max word count of 4k, I would be getting like $186.14 USD.
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YEAH. MIGHT AS WELL STICK TO AMERICAN MAGS. THEY FUCK US OVER FINE ENOUGH.
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Kind of sucks that twitter is getting destroyed by Musk. Many writers use it to network.
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Same with artists and christ. I am tired.
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THIS IS SO SCARY LOOKING WTF
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HE HAS NO LIPS AT ALL
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put this in the fridge in front of your milk
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Oric | ๐๐ on Twitter BLUESKY WTF
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: GREAT
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weird medieval guys on Twitter the girlies flaying woundwort alive
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: he just needs to have a giant erection
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i mean u see the tree. massive wood
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this shift is crawling by.
this shift is crawling by.
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More customers trip on the wet floor sign than they have ever slipped on the wet floor.
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god i wish that were me
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same here.
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Decided to read some Chekhov short stories.
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Gotta do some classics.
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Watching the Swoop doc on Colleen Ballinger shit.
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Using her underage fans to dig up dirt on her ex-husband.
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Pretty much she took advantage of her fans' parasocial relationship with her.
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Using them for free labor.
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Using them to trauma dump.
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fucking 30 year old woman using 14 year olds as her personal therapy group.
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i had no idea who she was until ppl started roasting that weird video she did and holy shit
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how do ppl get away with that shit for SO LONG
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she's also a racist!
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: the sad reality is a kid did speak out back in 2020, but no one believed him.
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and just. it's so common to not believe kids.
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hasan roasted the crazy ass song and his reaction murdered me.
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The END of Colleen Ballinger : She Has ALWAYS Been T...
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all the adults that defended colleen sending a 13 old her panties.
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like they weren't even worn but...don't give it to a teen?
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Johnny Silvestri on Twitter
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LEAKING OTHER PEOPLE'S NUDES TO YOUR FANS TO MOCK THEM. WOW.
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isn't that like
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a felony lol
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that seems like a Crime
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i believe it is.
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not just showing minors pornography but like. kinda revenge porn-y as well???
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several crimes
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i think colleen ballinger took them off trisha's onlyfans.
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I LISTENED TO THE SWOOP DOCU TODAY & HEARD THAT
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yeah. i was gonna say revenge porn and exposing minors.
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FUCKING VIEWING PARTIES.
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Johnny Silvestri on Twitter
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why the fuck are old comedy youtbers so fucking unhinged???
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that shane dawson guy was allowed to be horrific about minors out in the open.
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โจPolitical Diariesโจ on Twitter
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yeah it tracks she made jokes like that.
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also, yeah, i swore that the character of miranda sings was ableist. and jfc she sure feels that way.
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in other news, people are calling out anthologies that list open calls only to pick the same popular authors over and over.
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which about fucking time.
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many comic anthologies do this, too. (lol iron circus)
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Alex Woodroe on Twitter