[CW: Snakes, no pictures] Tonight was the night for feeding morons.

They all persist in being morons. Figment was very enthusiastic, to the point where she zoomed out of her enclosure to get hers, and I had to carefully move her back into her enclosure while she tried to constrict my thumb as well as her mouse.

I had to nudge Blade out from his cave. He is in deep blue, but he was certainly still interested in eating and gulped his down quickly. Now he's taking a nap in his water dish. This is why I call them morons.

I changed caves for Wrathion and now she has one I can lift off of her while she enjoys her heat mat. So I lifted it off of her, offered her the mouse, and she missed entirely, in stellar fashion. Missed the second time, too, but wrapped around it, so I left her be with her food and put the cave back down. She is also why they are called morons.

I love them, and they do bring me happiness, but man.... their brain cells don't touch.

oh, noodles

They're sweet, but boy are they dumb.