Kiryu: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game... Norton, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Kiryu: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
Nathaniel: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. John : You are literally making a Father's day card for Arthur. Nathaniel, pointing their hot glue gun towards John : You’re on thin fucking ice.
Kiryu: What are you in the mood for? Trixie: World domination. Kiryu: That's a bit ambitious. Trixie: You are my world. Kiryu: Aww... Trixie: Kiryu: Trixie: Kiryu: OH.
John Doe: I'm going to get myself some soup. Gonou: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot. John Doe: Pfft, I won't burn myself. 30 seconds later John Doe, entering the room: I burned myself.
Arthur : FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! Arthur : BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Lestat: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Reid: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Lestat: But you’re always acting stupid? Reid: ... Reid: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Reid: How’s practice going? Lestat: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there. Reid: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes. Lestat: …you shouldn’t be condoning this. Reid: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
Sand: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Nadia: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Sand: THE WHO? Nadia: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?
Kiryu: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...Norton, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Kiryu: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
Florian: Two bros!Norton: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Florian and Norton, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
John : You are literally making a Father's day card for Arthur.
Nathaniel, pointing their hot glue gun towards John : You’re on thin fucking ice.
Trixie: World domination.
Kiryu: That's a bit ambitious.
Trixie: You are my world.
Kiryu: Aww...
Trixie:
Kiryu:
Trixie:
Kiryu: OH.
Arthur : Like, a crime or a relationship?
Arthur : Do you see those porch stairs?
John: Yes.
Arthur : I didn't.
Gonou: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
John Doe: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
30 seconds later
John Doe, entering the room: I burned myself.
Arthur : BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
John: I just won Arthur Tantrum Bingo.
Reid: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Lestat: But you’re always acting stupid?
Reid: ...
Reid: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
John: John, John, fun.
Natalie: I will politely decline.
Lestat: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Reid: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
Lestat: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Reid: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
Jod: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Melanie: Well, sorry I have morals!
This, in my head, is in the same tone as her stage-whispering to Jon "I'll just become an accessory, shall I?"
Nadia: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.
Sand: THE WHO?
Nadia: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?
Teddy: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.