boss: so we can't find the key to open this old business truck
me: i could slim jim it
boss: no, no, don't worry about that.
boss: .....
boss: wait you can what

boss man is still getting used to the fact that i have Forbidden Knowledge of Many Things

me: like it's hard??
sometimes forbidden knowledge of many things is just Good To Have

he's especially concerned that i mentioned if it's an old enough truck i can hot wire it lol

but he at least had a good reason to say no to that one, apparently the transmission's blown

i think we're trying to scrap it for parts so i don't know why my window breaker was also voted down >_>

boooo

no one wants a single window from a 1998 chevrolet truck

reminds me a buddy a few years ago sold me their bike they weren't using anymore
them: yeah it still has the lock chain, I don't remember the combo but I'll get the universal code for you this afterno-
me: already got it unlocked no biggie
them: ...ho...how...
me: shrug it's easy

my dad had to learn the hard way that 10-year-old me had figured out how to pick the lock on his safe with a clothes hanger and he is still mad about it 30 years later lol

now he has this ridiculous ass gun safe that's got three locks and is like two inches thick and i'm like "i was TEN i was just CURIOUS i'm not ACTUALLY trying to get into anything" lol

he did write down the code for me and hide it in his room in a place where he says i'll find it "if i really look" which i'm pretty sure means under his mattress, so there's that

love the forbodden knowledge...