i survived my nephew's birthday party surrounded by my sister's red state ass family and i attacked almost nobody, time to lay down and do tags or something

i may have stolen someone's fidget toy and it's mine now

it's a yellow one of these things, his name is Roger and he's mine now

aaaah those snakes are great

i pack bonded with him so i just left with him and no one said a word

your new son now,,,,

honestly the worst part of the party was legit just having four screaming children between the ages of 7-9 running around screaming "AMONGUS" at the top of their lungs over and over

i used to like that game

Is Among us still popular with kids?

oh my god dude

Max got like a whole ass lego Millennium Falcon with little people in it and lights and sounds and all the shebang

and he legitimately just about threw it because he got like, three Among Us blind bag toys like they keep on the counter at gas stations and he was feral to get into them

jlkhd

god, kids are weird

my sister had bought all these balloons with the little among us figure people on them in different colors and the kids kept screaming "GREEN IS SUS" and blasting each other in the face with whatever color they had

i'm genuinely shocked only three balloons popped

i should sneak over into my sister's house and take a picture of all the construction paper art on her fridge that's just pictures of Among Us lol

I think I told y'all about the time I walked into the house and the boys were playing Containment Breach and I went "oh, the SCP Foundation" and these fucking CHILDREN looked at ME like "how do you know what that is"

BRATS I WROTE PART OF THAT SHIT

honestly it's more funny than anything that their ZeeZee knows as much about the internet as they do because it blows their minds that I know who Freddy Fazbear is

oh children