Ash!!1
[cartoons] [NEG BUT IT'S DUMB NEG] okay i have the PETTIEST PETTIEST GRIPE about a new cartoon i want to spew, no shade to who all likes it and also i'm def not the age demographic
Ash!!1
MURDER DRONES [OFFICIAL TRAILER]
I HATE HATE THIS FUCKING STYLE LMAO
Ash!!1
every time i see a promo or a new episode ad i have to click away
Ash!!1
it's like early 2000s mixed with sonic deviantart and i cannot handle it
Ash!!1
i'm sure it doesn't help that i don't like robo centered stuff in general but this slap me so hard back into high school/early college in the worst way possible
Comic
oh huh someone blended touhou with Tom from toonami
multiverse🌱dad
"Tom from Toonami" is exactly it
SETH ⚘
interestingly i think i'd like this just fine as a videogame
SETH ⚘
but not as a tv cartoon show to watch, no
Ash!!1
TOM DIDN'T HAVE A SONIC MOUTH
Ash!!1
OR EMOTE EYES
Ash!!1
well i guess hsi final incarnation was close but we don't talk about that
Winterbolt❄️
man it doesnt help that the animation itself feels really awkward and stilted
Winterbolt❄️
like it just doesnt look good
Ash!!1
honestly for an indie cgi it looks really good
Ash!!1
but i just cannot get over all the constant 'oro??' faces
Winterbolt❄️
OH IS IT INDIE I thought this was a bigger thing, ignore me then lmao
Winterbolt❄️
I didnt realize this was from a year ago
Ash!!1
yea it's an indie cartoon from uuuh glitch?? they have five eps out so far
Ash!!1
https://images.plurk.com/44GGW0a3DTmfC5LusUIGBW.png i like the 2d promo art for it better but it still drags me kicking in screaming back to the 2000s and i hate it
Comic
https://images.plurk.com/5Deb6kpUgvs1bODjye3Mua.jpg he looks like this currently
Ash!!1
Comic : YEAH that was sort of his look before [the 4th]
Ash!!1
he makes it work by not having a fucking mouth or emotes
Ash!!1
also the fact that he's mostly sitting and not designed to move like a hip teen
SETH ⚘
i do really like the spiky wings/hands
SETH ⚘
just graft those on something else
Ash!!1
https://images.plurk.com/HtO04rkzvRmcNMIFumzCd.png BASICALLY YEAH
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JUST LOSE THE HEAD AND THE GIRL CODING HIPS
Ash!!1
also i looked it up and this is def someone's pet project from college and i don't wanna dunk on it too much
Ash!!1
but the murder drones are basically robot vampires that have to feed on the worker drone's oil to stay functioning
Ash!!1
and will also short circuit in daylight
Ash!!1
me staring at the summary like how long were you clinging to this in your notebook,
PHONY
i am really charmed by the cute murder guy in the trailer oh no
Ash!!1
adklfja may you and others appreciate it more than i do, i simply want it to stop being pushed at me
PHONY
yeah i have zero feelings, positive or negative about the style or premise or anything
PHONY
just love a cute psycho
Comic
I had never seen it before today
Ash!!1
its probably cuz i watched lackadaisy/hazbin/etc
Ash!!1
algo like YOU WANT MORE INDIE CARTOONS????
Ash!!1
plz no
Ash!!1
i mean i do but not this one in particular
PHONY
save ash
Ash!!1
robots will always be a difficult sale for me, let alone if they look like they just jumped out of a DA splash page
Ash!!1
hope the creator gets some hot topic dollars some day
star✯break!
...
star✯break!
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD0/yKL/GpuCd5FAxIGi6eg8zj7x78ZnDpD_lg.png
Ash!!1
jfkadklfjdafk
Ash!!1
HEEHO IMMA KILL YA
Tentessee
dewan saw it again when I watched it and said "Oh I know. Newgrounds flash animation."
Ash!!1
IT DEF HAS THAT VIBE despite being so technically advanced
shiny。
I WAS GONNA SAY it definitely has that Newgrounds Flash Animation style in 3D look
shiny。
But also kind of like Cookie Run
Ash!!1
cookie run is similar yea but it's far more aesthetically pleasing cuz it's all simplified
Ash!!1
versus this which is simplified faces on super detailed bodies
proxy ⚡
"blended touhou with tom" just made me shriek because now i cant unsee it either IT REALLY IS JUST ROBOT FLANDRE SCARLET
Ash!!1
fkasfdjaksf
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
God it makes me think of. I think his name was bleedman? on deviantart
Ash!!1
🥀molto☆cringé🥀 : how dare you also punch me back to deviantart by mentioning that name
PHONY
newgrounds flash animation is literally it
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
JDHFHFHFHFHFG LISTEN

you said dA and bleedman was the forerunner of detailed chibis
Ash!!1
cries
shiny。
omg I haven't heard the name bleedman in ages
SETH ⚘
BLEEDMAN
SETH ⚘
heck
Ash!!1
this plurk is now deeply cursed with the ancient DA lore
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
LMAOOOO
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
old dA was something. I still think about the Disney artist who loved the one guy from Treasure Planet
proxy ⚡
WOW..... BLEEDMAN
PHONY
BLEEDMAN
PHONY
shriek
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
me watching the psychic damage incurred like perhaps the real murder drones were the memories made on deviantart dot com
Ash!!1
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
oh there's more episodes now
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
i remember when the pilot aired and i was like "this will be an adorable little show for anyone who'd still get a kick out of foamy the squirrel"
star✯break!
bleedman?!
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
Oh no it’s kind of cute…. Not the show itself but I sort of love round cute robots with emoji eyes JSJSHBDBDBBFJ
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
stares at sim sonic and pushes him under the bed
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
no it definitely has that kind of "deviantart sonic oc" energy to it
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
which is, unfortunately, kind of endearing, yeah
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tbh i am still highkey ... impressed? something like impressed i guess, that this has reached a point of cult-or-otherwise success such to call it a new cartoon
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
i got recced the pilot/first episode back when it premiered somehow and i remember thinking there was something inexplicably usefully idiosyncratic and endearing in there somewhere buried under its layers of narrative amateurishness and inability to fully realize one idea when it wanted to have four
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but then also thinking it was aestheticslly speaking a kind of sincerely oblivious throwback to an era of internet animation nobody would still respond to or want more of enough to find an actual paying audience at the amounts needed to fund more of it that it was so desperately trying to force into existence
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
because see aforementioned immaturity, constantly shooting its own self in the foot despite itself, &c - you'd have to find an audience willing to overlook those flaws and lots of that audience, to reach its crowdfunded ambitions for anythibg past that pilot
Ash!!1
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶 : I LOVE YOUR SONIC SIM DESIGN BECAUSE HE DOES NOT HAVE AN UNCANNY MOUTH OR TONGUE (the robots have tongues for some reason!!!)
Ash!!1
also he's just a lil guy, he cute
Ash!!1
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯 : I am not the least bit surprised tbh because the more things change the more they stay the same, and there will always be people ages 7-22 that see this kinda style and it stays with them for the rest of their life
Ash!!1
it is not for me personally because i do not appreciate being slapped back to that era of my life but more power to the people who do
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
IM GLAD YOU LIKE HIM because he’s definitely inspired by this era of stuff. He has a mouth in fog form but that’s fog form it’s supposed to be weird
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
anyway i watched all the currently extant episodes they uploaded since the pilot and i'm like
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
this style is so nostalgic and like. Comfy for me. It used to trigger the same cringe response you’re having where I violently pushed it away as a reminder of youth’s folly
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
And then somewhere down the line I stopped cringing and started just going “awww cozy”
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
the animation's pretty good honestly except for the inexplicable problem of like. not even sonic team has figured out how to animate the sonic adventure-era aesthetic reliably, with mouths
Ash!!1
Yeah like i said before I think the technical level here is amazing especially for and indie thing here?? It legit looks very good
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
and it's not that the mouths are animated badly at all it's just that they walk off the cliff into comical uncanny valley
Ash!!1
and yeah there's no way to not make sliding mouths look uncanny lmao
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
the story, putting it kindly, is a mess.
Ash!!1
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶 : it's not even the cringe factor cuz there are still some 2000s things i will willingly dive back into. sparkledogs. everything werewolves. anything that aired on kids WB tbh
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
like even vivziepop's shit, which is .... nnnnot very well or coherently plotted, is more coherent than this
Ash!!1
I just legit don't enjoy this style/genre on anything but sonic lmao
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
there's a certain endearing charm to its incomprehensibility though, it's very mid-'00s webcomic
Ash!!1
SEE I LIKE HELLUVA/HAZBIN and that does not get my hackles up nearly as much as this
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
Oh god yeah just even based on the trailer I can tell the story/plot is hot garbage sjjshwh
Ash!!1
probably because it's 2D animated
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
also even though i still don't understand the actual motivation for why it's happening, every time it careens headlong into techno-organic gore/vore it delights me enough i want to hug it
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
I am 100% just commenting on aesthetics
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
it is absolutely just. That Era of sonic oc levels of dumb edgelordy "we are still making jokes about how our main character shops at hot topic and hates the popular kids even as we want to be liked by the popular kids who shop at hot topic" levels of maturity and like. self-awareness
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
there is just something so fascinating about the idea that this even exists, like.
Ash!!1
YEA like i said this is someone's pet baby project they've had in their notebook for a while
Ash!!1
so i don't wanna harsh on it too badly lolo
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
it just provokes such a strong "but who is this actually for" response, that i don't understand how it's succeeding, but it's clearly reaching some audience that is getting what they want out of it, somehow
۞ XL
I was gonna be like "idk it's not that bad" but then I saw their mouths
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
and it's definitely like. there is clearly somebody's idiosyncrasies powering this even though it's constantly like trying to attempt to be more appealing to a wider audience nonetheless and it's like. it's weird how obvious the anxious tension is, there. weird in a really fascinating way that makes me want to pull it apart for science
Ash!!1
fjadflkjadfkla
Ash!!1
but yeah i am in no way surprised it's popular and like, honestly, happy for em. hope you get all the dollars some day.
Ash!!1
just please stop popping up on my feed i beg you
chilly pepper
i dislike this trailer
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
I’m happy for them! Whoever they are. They’re just making something for themselves and hoping someone else likes it too. There’s something very pure about that. Even if it’s not my cuppa it’s kind of the Dream
Ash!!1
YEAH
Ash!!1
i honestly would not have even plurked if youtube did NOT STOP PUSHING IT AT ME
Ash!!1
but i was at my breaking point lmao
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
GOD I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF
Ash!!1
MAYBE SOMEONE AMONG MY TIMELINE WILL FIND JOY IN IT or at least fascination like tara lolo
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
the fucking. Augh what’s her name
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
The cyborg bug monster looking vocaloid
chilly pepper
oh okay i like the 2d promo art a lot more yeah (catching up on responses)
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
CALNE CA
Ash!!1
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶 : i don't know any vocaloids aside from miku and the twins u_u robots really aint my thing lmao
chilly pepper
it's just more charming... the 3d is the exact kind of overrendered shiny cg i dislike in general... it feels like baby's first cg anime style
chilly pepper
this would be on toonami in 2007
Ash!!1
gkhjgjhg
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD0/VhZ/Lceodc89IFHbEWyL6PRE73sp0Yq_lg.jpg
Ash!!1
they have been compared to tom yea
Ash!!1
Ash!!1
what in the worl
Ash!!1
d
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD0/JjG/ylffZAgU5yMeL8MnKfFsFnkQh52_lg.jpg “Release date: 2009”
Yeah that tracks
Ash!!1
lmao
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
tbh when this first floated across my view a year or so ago (the pilot and first trailer are that old) i actually did go looking just to determine if any of the designs were like.
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
ripped off from somebody small, because it just had that Vibe
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
but no it's just. it's got that Vibe
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
that very enthusiastically "personal" but deadheadedly un-"original" vibe
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
she’s very creepy in motion with her weird finger mouth
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
you know. baby's first original character, don't steal 'em
Ash!!1
GAWD. PERSONAL BUT UNORIGINAL.
Ash!!1
THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE GENRE
Ash!!1
hazbin hotel also gives me those vibes
Ash!!1
like oh gosh you are so attached to these OCs and you will NOT simplify them for animation huh
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶 : tbh the calne ca inspo is incredibly blatant in the actual episodes past the pilot
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i am lazy and was hoping o find someone taking screencaps i could just lift instead of trying to snap one myself by rewatching any of it but i did not find any easily, so instead, someone's meme will have to do https://images.plurk.com/32wbV6VCXg0cuiSzcuA4cb.png
skerple
oh my god. yep
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
https://images.plurk.com/6TFtdwldMFaqnDj4L7rzPO.png oh bless me, i found concept art for it
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
(it also "adds" something to the aesthetic experience of looking at that thing to know it "talks" like GladOS)
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
Oh I absolutely love it
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
My favorite kind of oc: mishmash of all the shit you like
Ash!!1
they are living their best lives and i support them
Nin is tired
/reads "bleedman" and gets thrown back into the 2000's
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