cw: work talk (and a guy's real name but it's not like it matters this is all public record too)

me: this obit's name is Richard Box
my boss: ...
me: ...
my boss: ...-immediately singing- OH, IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX, GIRL
me: -dies-
my boss: -scurries out laughing-

my old lady christian coworker, without a speck of emotion: Well. We were all thinking it.

this is why i love my workplace

Fichxhhf

Fuck

she's been here for years, she knows what she's in for lol

She understands the chaos

Plus as funny as that dude's name is, he still hasn't dethroned "Fannie Leaks"

for everyone else, yes that was a real name I wrote up. Not only her real name, she MARRIED into it.

So if you ever think you know true love, no you don't. THAT is true love lol