She's losing her mind.

Cat TV subscription

The thing above her noggin is the window seat I installed so she could watch the birds and squirrels. She's laying up in it now and howling.

The bird has been calmly eating seeb for several minutes now. Completely unbother-- NOW THERE'S TWO.

BIRB

Ah so you set this torment up on purpose

One hundred percent on purpose. She hates going outside but loves watching shenanigans from the comfort and safety of cat furniture.