So here's what I need to happen..someone get a black kitten, leave it on my doorstep, knock on and scram. I can say 'LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!' and Phil won't be able to refuse.

when I was a kid I found a stray and I "helped" him walk into our house.

my mom wanted a cat when they got married and my dad said he wanted nothing but a pure black cat, one day my aunt suzie found a perfectly black stray kitten and showed up at their house and said "here is your cat" lolol.

Everyone wants a cat.

I actually know someone in Edinburgh that is actively trying to find homes for their black half-ragdolls kittens their cat had

Annie : Oh they are so cute!!

fuck i wish i lived in edinboro

Lady Bintley : train! Train!

train is so expensive, it is ridiculous

So this is what you do go by your local garage and check to see who has kittens that need saving. Apparently this is what happens when my husband goes to a shop.

HA! I wish. Relationships are hard when you want something and the other person doesn't. I hate being a grown up.