Deeds Seller. I am going into dad rock. I need your dirtiest deeds.

hmm, I've got a laundromat deed here, that's probably dirty enough

I assume a deed this dirty would be very expensive

You might be shocked by how cheap dirty deeds can be. Thunderstruck, even.

that will be one moon tear, please

you cannot handle my dirtiest deets

but i can offer you some dirty work

(aside) they would be a fool to do it, but times are hard and i am aftaid to pay the fee

might I interest you in some filthy acts at a reasonable price

If you need a time and place to discuss your dirty deeds

I happen to be throwing a pair of big balls