[Mom Comedy Hour] Regarding breakfast options: "I've been egged half to death."

French toast would be too much work for her to eat right now. Bagels would be WAY too much work. This whole thing appears to have nuked her sweet tooth, so she doesn't want pancakes. She hasn't been interested in oatmeal.

That... basically leaves eggs. She picked cereal for tomorrow, though.

personally I'm a fan of crumpets but those might be too close to bagels for her

Not on the menu, alas.

rice krispies might be okay?

That's what she picked for tomorrow, yeah.

(The rice krispy treat with her lunch the other way was way way over-marshmallowed, even I agreed on that.)

Oh god, yeah, they are

Chex is fairly soft though I would avoid the wheat one.