CChuuni
Still sick but [IkeSen] new event Nobunaga is given jam and eats it with his fingers lmao --
CChuuni
Then tries to eat Mai because she's sweet (not cannibalism but close BUUUT)
CChuuni
Then accidentally eats an aphro one yikes lmao
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He bit her and snapped put of it because he usually tries NOT to let his sadism loose so literally ran off
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*out
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Meanwhile Mai is like realizing her inner masochist
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Lmfao literally taking an ice bath to cool his head
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Lolol Ranmaru asked her once too like "arent you scared of him???? >>;"
CChuuni
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Literally did the waterfall thing (lmao)
CChuuni
Also Mai is the funniest in Hideyoshi's route I don't even
CChuuni
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She just deadpans "yes (nottalking)"
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CChuuni
Aw Mitsuhide trusts Hideyoshi :33333
CChuuni
MilissaK Nobunaga never told Ari Mitsuhide does torture for him, right?
CChuuni
MillissaK typing sick is hard
CChuuni
Rawr lmao
Loup D'etat
Cccccccccc. Pls get better soon
CChuuni
One more time
CChuuni
CChuuni
Loup D'etat : I'm okkkkkkkkkish I mean I'm not but I will (LOL)
CChuuni
I managed to stay out of the ER but barely
CChuuni
Probably the worst other than ventilator and strapped down. But better today than two days ago yes. We've caught 4 mice now
CChuuni
Also in SLBP Nobunaga keeps calling Hideyoshi his clever monkey lol and I was like MaxMax is wanpan (bread dog) and Mitsuhide is a kitsune
CChuuni
Ari is a horse. The other reason Nobunaga would trust her to Hideyoshi unconditionally
CChuuni
(Monkeys are horse stable guardians)
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CChuuni
???? Kiss??????
Loup D'etat
Staying out of the ER is not a high bar!
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Nobunaga did not tell Ari that specifically but he talked about Mitsuhide doing things that couldn't be done officially etc so she knows it's some kind of shady stuff.
Loup D'etat
Max is a dog, Ari is a horse, what is Klaus?
CChuuni
(He punches the bars)
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Loup D'etat : his obsession (Shushin)
CChuuni
Tbf Ari is also his Starlight but that's his secret nickname for her (she knows, Valdis might if she read hid poems lmao)
CChuuni
No animal for Klaus even though Kichou has one but Ieyasu doesn't and Ranmaru is peach butt
CChuuni
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ : yesss dark underdealings but not specifically torture. I think Nobunaga did try to convey that Mitsuhide should go -- if not easy on her, definitely not his usual trickery (LOL)
CChuuni
Actually I'm wrong Klaus is a flying tiger
CChuuni
He had the tattoo on his back from Vietnam but I forgot -- Nobunaga goes with that one because Klaus is "stronger than a tiger" he says
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Yes Ari is too honest to deal with all that trickery, she'd get very frustrated and take it personally (LOL)
CChuuni
Likewise Nobunaga thinks of himself as a bit like a hawk too
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
(And she would have words with Nobunaga for keeping a torturer around if she knew that part!)
CChuuni
Yes (LOL) very very Hideyoshi
CChuuni
Hideyoshi: And I was just thinking to myself [MC] hasn't caused trouble in awhile!
CChuuni
I can see Ari being like that too lmao
CChuuni
Well he also keeps around thieves and ninjas sooooo
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
She probably would be!
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
And we know her opinion of thieves :-P
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Although right now she is playing nice with Harvey to get more wormhole intel and that is not much better
kingdonkey
YOU BETTER START FEELING BETTER AND NOT BE BAD
CChuuni
I will try!!!! The rain and slight cool down of weather helped but I will seriously line the fuck up for a hantavirus vaccine. I've had SUCH bad allergic reactions to flu shots like ugh buuuut nothing as bad as this like inject me right now (LOL)
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CChuuni
Lol Nobunaga oni kidnapped her to his tenshu and fed her the aphro
I feel so justified (rofl)
kingdonkey
Lolol
kingdonkey
Klaus just like, “Yeah, that tracks. But you still do what I say :-) or else”
kingdonkey
The "or else" being "I'll levitate and you'll have less fun being allowed to kidnap me"
CChuuni
I was gonna say lol and Nobunaga does what Klaus says or else Klaus just looks sad and then Nobunaga wants to destroy the world oops
CChuuni
But tbf Klaus never tells Nobunaga to wait for sex lmfao and especially not for pretense of culturally enforced caste modesty
CChuuni
The day Klaus does.....

Nobunaga might freak lmao
CChuuni
Mai: But sugar is so expensive in this era!
Nobunaga: you forget who you're speaking to :V
CChuuni
He would totally call Beyonce and be like "what will it take to get Destiny's Child back together?"

Ultimate flex. Screw buying Twitter or private flight to space
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SLBP Hideyoshi mothering Mitsunari and Mai thinking Mitsunari has a crush on Hideyoshi rather than sees him like a parent and is jealous about step mom
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https://images.plurk.com/7qzxBD7uZV7rpKXhMQJQT.jpg I love this painting Nobunaga has
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I'm trying to remember where it historically is now iirc it's a museum but I can't remember which it's on my Nobunaga tour binge if I ever get the time to sneakily drag Kyle
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Ideky she's surprised he already tried to drag her to battle just to ear her desserts for breakfast even on the battlefield lmfao. I guess reputation and accidental death glares
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The MBTI "Totally normal things you hate based on your MBTI type" listed small talk for INTJ (me) and I was just yeeeeeaaah true and real. And it was like "you try really hard not to convey your death glass but your eyes give it away until your neighbor, coworker and even boss back away cautiously" and I had to sharewith my mom because yes true and real
CChuuni
Nobunaga's ENTJ was brainstorming sessions because they will suggest the obvious solution which offends people and they get frustrated with the waste of time when if you have an idea of what to do; just do it! Yes
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Haha man I forgot the Azuchi ers is also referred to as Momoyama era aka Peach hill
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Referenced both by Ranmaru (peach butt) Annnd Nobunaga babying his peach trees (LOL) which he uses for jam in the ^ aphro story but also is always telling Klaus and Ruby it's proof that the Jade Emperor sucks. Because you should share your peaches with monkeys - he says
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
lol I just looked at a similar article and the thing Ari's type hates is 'breaking your word' so yes that tracks
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Give peaches to Hideyoshi? :-P
CChuuni
I know NYC's Met has some but the pheasants (thinking)
kingdonkey
Lolol. Klaus will probably not ever make Nobunaga wait for sex for any reason bc he’s just as bad
CChuuni
Momoyama Period in Japan - Asian Art Newspaper
birds and flowers of the 4 seasons it was on tour. Also want to see the hawk and falcons ones (LOL)
CChuuni
My acupuncturist has um a bunch of wall scrolls similarly, and I've always loved them :333 different season for each room
CChuuni
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ : yes bit more metaphorically since Hideyoshi isn't a fan of sweets or fruit (LOL) basically he made Hideyoshi the fucking ruler of the country despite peasant born
CChuuni
kingdonkey : another reason Nobunaga loves him!! Just "this one is mine and I will seduce him 15 times a day"
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
I mean as metaphorical peaches go, a country is fairly impressive (LOL)
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
After meeting him Ari thinks Hideyoshi is a very good choice!
CChuuni
(LOL) he'd be proud of her for recognizing that
Exacerangutan
CChuuni : see Hiroe tried to explain the seasonal rooms thing to Nobunaga, but nooo he has to do whatever popped in his head first
timeywimey
sends healing vibes
timeywimey
♥️ Jelly ♥️
So like, he's given jam and just scoops it into his hands to eat it?? 😭
kingdonkey
That’s many times. Lol
CChuuni
He likes to have ALL THE SEASONS in one room (LOL)
timeywimey
GLOMPS CC
CChuuni
♥️ Jelly ♥️ : yes (LOL) He asked how it's usually eat and Mai tries to explain tea, scones, and then soda (see also: carbonation) and then she's like "but it's delicious just on its own" so he gives her chopsticks and uses his fingers
CChuuni
I was like "That's DeSantis not Elon Musk but I'll take it :V" and Mai is like "Normally that's uncouth as hell but it's Nobunaga so of course he makes it sexual" and I was like dammmmmn
CChuuni
And then he eats the aphro jam off of her and it gets wild
CChuuni
they tried to make their own jam too and she was like "but sugar is so expensive T_T" and he's like ":-) Richest man in the world, I can have all the sugar I want" and she's like oh right :V and then they use peaches because he has a fuckton of peach orchards because he's a loser who really wants to give monkeys peaches and stuff /smh
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kingdonkey
sdjkafnds
kingdonkey
PEACH BUTT. Klaus can't see peaches without this now
CChuuni
RIGHT?
♥️ Jelly ♥️
CChuuni : the world is his oyster im shook by how rich he is i never thought of this before
♥️ Jelly ♥️
Im a fool to underestimate nobunaga 😔
CChuuni
Yes (LOL)
CChuuni
Richest and most powerful man in the world in 1581 but \:|/ trapped in "Hell" by societal structure for being a SJW 500 years-ish too early
Loup D'etat
<3
kingdonkey
sdkjlfan. Oh, Nobunaga
CChuuni
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ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
I have Ari in another game with Sail CRAU now too and she's on the verge of rambling to a Japanese guy about how great Nobunaga is. I'm just like oh Ari no. Possibly a bad impression to give. 'yay demon king!'
kingdonkey
TELL HIM
Exacerangutan
ahaha
CChuuni
roflmao which game?
CChuuni
And which Japanese guy lmfao he might be okay with it YOU NEVER KNOW
CChuuni
Ari unleashes her inner Hideyoshi 2.0
Exacerangutan
space hideyoshi
Exacerangutan
hidehoshi?
CChuuni
Yes
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Okay so I did not realise but the guy is actually the spirit of a sword. A sword that in his backstory once belonged to Nobunaga (LOL)
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
I absolutely have to have Ari mention him if it goes that way now.
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
The game is Labyrinthum! Ari and Shiranui are there with their Sail history.
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
(Sword guy is Tsurumaru Kuninaga, in case you know the canon)
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
https://imgs.plurk.com/QCV/NRP/0JkAnTpI2vakaFBDbz6gvmD8J1l_lg.jpg Hideyoshi. Also Ari meeting Japanese people.
Exacerangutan
ppfff
Exacerangutan
Hiroe over here like "I see you found another apostle, Nobu-kun"
CChuuni
Touken Ranbu
CChuuni
I do know the canon
CChuuni
And YEAH DEFINITELY (LOL) THAT IS actually one of the swords I was thinking of giving her or Valdis so
CChuuni
Because as a general rule I'm like stick to the Touken Ranbu swords mfufufuffufu because I'm crazy and like spiderwebs
CChuuni
Also man if I had the health I'd be tempted to try joining another game (LOL)
CChuuni
TBF THO Nobunaga owned... so. many. fucking. swords
CChuuni
He gave it to Kanbei who gave it to his daughter so it was in the ~female owned~ set hence my thinking + it was owned by a poet in the late 1600s and so that works for uh Valdis but
CChuuni
originally I was planning to get them a matching/sister pair
CChuuni
The Tsurumaru-Kuninaga | JAPANESE SWORD LEGENDS mind you the provenance gets fucky in IkeSen because of time travel and Date Masamune being contemporary with Nobunaga etc. etc.
CChuuni
-> IRL Nobunaga's swords went to Hideyoshi who then gave some to Masamume etc.
CChuuni
I was also debating one of the swords who hate Nobuanga more but
CChuuni
Like half of the Touken Ranbu cast despises Nobunaga. Then the other half loves him. Depends on who/what he did with them . Like the one he gave Ranmaru is total adoration
CChuuni
though straight up Nobunaga in Labyrinthium would just be like "... this isn't Space (nottalking)"
CChuuni
"We must have taken a wrong turn somewhere...." and try to consult wormhole charts that don't fucking exist
Loup D'etat
Nobunaga is gonna give valdis a sword??? Thats so sweet
Loup D'etat
But yeah, please get better, RP can totally wait
CChuuni
Yes! I was going to use her time in his past to try to cheat on deciding one (LOL) but she wasn't having it
Loup D'etat
I'm so sorry I let that thread go, had to clean slate. I was really enjoying it and then everything changes and my brain lost track of before and after
CChuuni
no no (LOL) I'm not caught up on anything. VERY VERY sick with mice stuff don't worry
CChuuni
Loup D'etat
Those darn mice
CChuuni
srsly
kingdonkey
Lol. I made my roommate deal with the mice when we had them. Mosre cause I cannot emotionally handle kill traps
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Fascinating about the sword / Touken Ranbu stuff!
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
But yes CChuuni health definitely comes first but when you're better if you are ever interested in Labyrinthum I can invite you! It's a fun game and Ari and Shiranui would be very pleased to see Nobunaga :-D
CChuuni
If I can deal with mice this summer then yes def. (LOL) The exterminator housing hired doesn't close the holes I don't fucking know why so we're going behind their back and hiring our own FINGERS CROSSED
CChuuni
The other thing is I have to browbeat my Mom daily to 1) make sure there are no food whatsoever left out. 2) CLOSE THE FUCKING DOORS.
CChuuni
She has severe ADHD and takes her meds in the morning so in the morning she's semi-on-top of things but by night? NSM
CChuuni
We had a rabbit wander in once during a hurricane
CChuuni
I named him Barnaby (after Tiger & bunny)
CChuuni
And I kept wanting to plant foods for his great great descandents
CChuuni
Can Rabbits Eat Mint? (Leaves, Stems + Flowers)
I'm gonna feed them mint :VVVV
CChuuni
Related-ish our neighborhood goes through 7 year cycles wrt birds. Robins come in, but then the crows wage territorial war on them. Then both sides devastate each other and mockingbirds kick the crows out
CChuuni
after some time, the mockingbirds' reign of peace brings back the robins... and it starts all over again
CChuuni
we need more mice predators though. I actually tried to look up what it would take to get hawks
CChuuni
but in MA there are a billion licenses (like UK. We are New England after all) so while it's still less than fire for color guard (yes) it's not really feasible just because the mice are accidentally killing me
CChuuni
tempting af though
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