CharAshu
Something I realized. Donnie has no scope/baseline/idea of what a normal relationship should be like. So everything with Ray here is him going "This is probably normal".
CharAshu
as I don't imagine the turtles were big on watching romantic comedies in their movie nights
Tyra
I mean to be fair I doubt those were like
Tyra
representative of real relationships either
CharAshu
True
Tyra
Donnie: Everything I know about relationships I learned from anime
Tyra
he tries to kabedon Ray
CharAshu
pffft
SundownWinter
bucky: why do you kids keep talking to me like I'M the abnormal one
CharAshu
Donnie: because you are?
SundownWinter
bucky: i'm at least aware you don't stab people in a healthy relationship
CharAshu
Donnie: it was more like a cut than a stab.
SundownWinter
bucky: NOT BETTER
CharAshu
Donnie: there's a difference at least!
SundownWinter
bucky: YOU DON'T HURT PEOPLE YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH
CharAshu
Donnie: says the guy who punched his crush.
SundownWinter
bucky: HE IS NOT MY CRUSH
CharAshu
Donnie: uh huh. /not believing it
SundownWinter
bucky: i would ground you but sending you to your room is just what you want
CharAshu
Donnie: Maybe.
van goghblin.
RAY WOULD JUDGE HIM SO HARD IF SHE KNEW HE WAS THINKING THAT WAS NORMAL
van goghblin.
like sure her dad stabbed her mom, but that wasn't a ~lovers~ thing, bud
van goghblin.
She's like I DID THIS BECAUSE IT IS EXPLICITLY NOT NORMAL YOU WALNUT
CharAshu
HE'S BAD AT THIS
CharAshu
he knows murder bad but also... the scariness is kinda hot.
Sora
Donnie, honey
Sora
Sora
I love these two, lmao
CharAshu
bless em
CharAshu
Also considering his dad was kidnapped by the woman he loved and forced to fight for ten + years? Donnie is very sure this is normal in comparison.
van goghblin.
he's unfortunately got a point, but
van goghblin.
in comparison is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence
CharAshu
mmhmm
Sora
The teetles have no idea how romance work beyond pop culture & Splinter’s fucked up life
CharAshu
so they're boned
van goghblin.
smh at Ray being the normal one
van goghblin.
she herself is fucked up, but her idea of things is closer to reality...
van goghblin.
even with her own bad examples and etc etc etc
Sora
Love how all of them just... like this
CharAshu
CharAshu
also Donnie is like "so... are we a thing? can I say we're a couple?"
van goghblin.
cursed thoughts: their safeword is going to be Fibonacci, isosceles, Pythagorean... some stupid bullshit
CharAshu
wheeze