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[misc]
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back at work, time is a flat circle because I'm still recovering from the stomach bug and I feel almost exactly like I did when I was pregnant
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me, deliberating on taking a nap during my lunch break: here I thought I wouldn't do this anymore after the baby came
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I missed my team tho and I am happy to chat with them again 
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I'm still so fucking weak I'm dying
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i took a nap and i don't have a baby or an illness, full support
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bless my manager, I just had my Welcome Back meeting with him and we spent most of it bitching about AI
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lashes
lashes
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model baby
Lana
an absolute cutie
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I get to work on a project I thought I had missed and I am Thrilled
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it's not a huge secret what it is but I will not say so just to be safe
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fuck yeah love a druid
fuck yeah love a druid
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link
I got Aasimar druid... What is your Dungeons & Drago...
fleshy barbie
surrounded by beasts and familiars, seems legit
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I did it for Pippin too and he's a bard
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an "Aarakocra" which is not a thing I'm familiar with
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pippin will bring down the sky to protect Baby
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what a perfect soft boy
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someday we can make a fantasy comic for kids about our dog adventuring party
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Penny the stalwart tank, Xena the hobgoblin DPS, Pippin the gentle and principled caster
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and Peter
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peter the large brick
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space rasputin
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the cat version is just Oops All Goblins
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Sterling the goblin queen
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I assume Peter is a ranger for his bffhood w all living creatures (except raccoons) (he wants to fight them)
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oh I love it
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just a large friend
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hi 
Lana
hiiiiii
mj
his head is full of thoughts I can see them from here
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we are having our first Working With Callen At Home Friday and it's going pretty well actually
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he's lying in the pack & play beside me chatting to himself
fleshy barbie
what a good little coworker
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Callen says books are for eating 
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hes right
santa verdura 🎅
his mind
Lana
I mean can confirm that many agree with callen about eating books
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bread
bread
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me like wait a second this cat is familiar
sòsyè soti
Hahah
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creatures of Sunday 
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(they’re the same)
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we are going thru it today, I have no idea what Callen’s problem is but every few hours he’s been just losing his mind
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totally inconsolable and won’t fall asleep unless someone is holding him, which is unusual
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maybe a sleep regression? we keep thinking it’s happening and maybe this is finally it, but it may also have happened already. No clue
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He goes in for his four month appointment tomorrow so at least I can ask the doc about it. We called the nurse line earlier today but he chilled out and was giggling while I was on the phone with them so it was like, well he’s obviously somewhat okay
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tiny nonverbal human please throw me a hint
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face exploding today, I hope it is just allergies and not More Illness
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facesplosion still occurring, I had to reschedule my dermatology appointment
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which makes me a little nervous but I guess if I have skin cancer again they can just cut it out again. what an exciting consideration for the rest of my life
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fingers crossed if it does come back please not on my face
fleshy barbie
ugggh skin. fingers crossed for ya.
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ty, at least I get to forget about it until june
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him
him
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the daintiest toe
Lana
augh i'm sorry you're sick! pippin is wonderful
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suffering continues as my cintiq has stopped working on my work computer
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are we gonna go for four machines in four years?? let's find out
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oh nooo
just donna
eesh
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the answer, by the way, is yes
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FOUR FOR FOUR
space rasputin
what is going ON
Lana
shit!! i'm sorry dude
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Vienna Teng is here in early August, Chris and I are gonna go see her \o/
poissonneux
AAAAA
poissonneux
envious...
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dad hand
dad hand
just donna
oh shit that kid is PERCEIVING
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truly
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fleshy barbie
next eurovision ballad singer
mj
chin 🥹
𝖿𝖺 𝗅𝖺 𝗅𝖺 𝗅𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗋
i wanna squish his cheeks