¿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖔 𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖘?
i'm not about that target bird life but i might have to make an exception for this 
¿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖔 𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖘?
(I only have one bird that my mom got from a yard sale cause she thought it was handmade)
Sleepy sloth
Oooo, where is this??? I may need to get one for my little sister!
want a tour?
That's such a cute bird omg!
antler queen
target... bird...?
antler queen
is this a thing?
proтoвadger
Omg you missed the sg discord fanaticism about them?
¿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖔 𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖘?
antler queen
: lmao I’ll let
proтoвadger
explain the target bird shenanigans
antler queen
proтoвadger
: I sure did, I don't look at sg except for announcements
proтoвadger
oh you're a lucky one
antler queen
frankly even if I'd seen these things in target more than once I wouldn't realize they were an ongoing thing lmao
antler queen
I'm immune to so much random advertising for basic ppl
proтoвadger
a few months back, like half a year or so, someone posted about them once and then a certain segment of the discord
proтoвadger
the ones obsessed with the blind bags and other very obviously gimmick shit sold in stores
proтoвadger
fucking went feral over them
proтoвadger
to the point where they were making isos and posting things like OMG IM AT TARGET WE HAVE X BIRD I WILL SHIP IT TO YOU
proтoвadger
it died down after a while but it was like an extreme craze for like five or so people in the discord to the point where they wouldn't shut up about it
¿𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖔 𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖘?
They’re cute but it’d probably cost more to ship it than the bird itself and I couldn’t see paying more than 10$ in total for one.
proтoвadger
yeah exactly
proтoвadger
and you can probably order most of them online anyway