old seer, years ago: Your spirit animal is the husky
teenage me: pff, well that's clearly because huskies are beautiful, smart, strong, protective creatures
me now, watching a husky laying in the bathtub screaming over a minor inconvenience: yeah this is closer

Siberian Husky temper tantrum

that's it, that me spirit

me: i wanna do this thing
the world: you gotta do this other thing first
me: -howls at the moon-

granted the guy also told me my aura's colors were green and pink which are supposed to be the colors of love and care and nurturing and uh. no

something about "soft pastels, there's a lot of white mixed in which is the color of self-fulfillment" blah blah

my aura is the stink lines from Looney Tunes let's be real