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OK I'm gonna do writeups like Eric did for WH40k factions, but for Touhou factions, starting with the Scarlet Devil Mansion
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I figure this'll be a decent way to get outsiders more established on like, the status quo of this pretty complex world
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So, Gensokyo's in Japan
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and it's very Japanese, having split off from the real world in the 1880s
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before a lot of the westernization of Japan
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which is why it's a little odd that, in the middle of all this Japanese scenery
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https://images.plurk.com/4j19IBAfrI2AkCsvzhEDEi.png there's a house that looks like this
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This is the Scarlet Devil Mansion, a building that probably existed in the outside world
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It's home to EVIL VAMPIRES
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Its origins are unknown, but its current master has ruled it for over 500 years
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And at some point, it transplanted from Europe Somewhere (notes on that later) to Gensokyo, the land of the fantastical
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although it's described as looking like it was always meant to stand where it does right now. Its master has the power to manipulate fate, so it's possible that it was fated to end up in Gensokyo
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To get any further into it we need to talk about the head of the house
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https://images.plurk.com/6wIFdRDCDbH8LRDEfRy7Ha.png The vampire, Remilia Scarlet
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A centuries-old little brat with pretentions of nobility
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According to what limited timeline information we have, the mansion appeared in Gensokyo in 1998 at the latest
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oh boy
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Remilia wreaked some havoc for a while right after showing up, but was beaten back by other, more powerful youkai in other factions for threatening their delicate balance
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The vampiric need to feed on humans and the human village's need to have alive humans and the general youkai populace's need to terrorize humans came to a head after a few years of rising tensions
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which led to the original negotiations where the Spell Card rules were first codified
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They were put to test almost immediately afterwards, in 2003, when Remilia caused the first official Incident of Gensokyo history
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she spread a supernatural scarlet mist over all of Gensokyo, blocking out the sun
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which led to Reimu and/or Marisa going to pay her a very explodey visit, culminating in Remilia's defeat
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The purpose of the mist, revealed afterwards, was to allow vampires to walk around during the day without fearing the sun
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since Remilia lost, she needs a parasol whenever she goes outside during the day
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Let's talk about the girl herself! Remilia is a lot
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She claims, falsely, to be a descendant of Vlad Tepes
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She wants, very badly, for other people to think she's cool and elegant and a little scary
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She is not
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She's a loser
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https://images.plurk.com/5XKMXrdftwH3ED8pApJCkO.png a picky eater who has all her servants do everything for her
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Other members of the SDM Crew:
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https://images.plurk.com/4nYbfFooJw9iXvGXX6zwYn.png Sakuya Izayoi
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Head maid of the mansion. A human, with a strange and largely unknown past
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It's been speculated in-universe that she used to be a vampire hunter, and she used to have a different name
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the name 'Sakuya Izayoi' was given to her by Remilia
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While she's human, there's a lot that's mysterious about her. Her age is unknown, and while she looks to be a teenager, she's described in-setting as having the mannerisms of someone much older
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Also she has the power to stop time. Nobody knows where she got that
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Her ability to manipulate time extends to, in accordance with quantum physics, manipulating space as well. Because of her powers, the mansion is larger on the inside than it is on the outside.
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It's also been ICly speculated, interestingly, but not confirmed, that the second reason for the Scarlet Mist Incident was to get Sakuya to meet other humans and learn that she can still connect with them.
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She's become a mainstay of the core cast, appearing as a playable character in a large number of games. Probably the third most after Reimu and Marisa
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https://images.plurk.com/5glQXPIb1bSJdXqVm7np5V.png Patchouli Knowledge
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There are two types of youkai magicians in Touhou
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One is humans who trained until they surpassed their human limitations and became youkai
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The other is youkai magicians born as youkai, who were never human
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Patchouli is the latter type, and an old friend of Remilia's. Her backstory is largely unknown beyond that.
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She lives in and operates the SDM's enormous library, because she's a nerd with athsma who doesn't want to touch grass
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Her unique role within the SDM is that she isn't part of its hierarchy of masters and servants. She's just like Remilia's grumpy roommate
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they call each other Remi and Patche
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Patchouli is the only person in the crew who both can and will call Remilia's ideas stupid to her face
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she's also a powerful magician specializing in elemental magic, using the five Japanese elements + sun and moon
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Her affinity with each element changes by the day of the week
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She's one of Marisa's various rivals, mainly out of a futile desire to stop Marisa from stealing books out of her library
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https://images.plurk.com/20tS86Z7vIXuAdo5kBAKG6.png Hong Meiling
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The Scarlet Devil Mansion's gatekeeper! Another foreigner, as is the group's theme.
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She's a youkai from China, specific species unknown. Her job is to keep people from getting into the mansion without an invitation.
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She's not very good at it.
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Even when she isn't napping or slacking off, she usually just gets her ass kicked.
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She's also the gardener, and probably the most personable member of the crew
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Her abilities are based on qi manipulation and Chinese martial arts
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Meiling's most exciting adventure was the time she battled an evil god of earthquakes, although she was dreaming the whole thing after reading too much manga
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https://images.plurk.com/7p1lE0Uta1dE8mUKLFCLB0.png Koakuma
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Questionably a real character! I don't think she has any canonical lines
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she doesn't even have a name, koakuma just means 'little devil'
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but she seems to be Patchouli's familiar
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She helps out in the library and gets blown up as a midboss
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And finally:
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https://images.plurk.com/1zQhtgbVVGSApajUGc0uaH.png Flandre Scarlet
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Remilia's mysterious little sister.
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A terrifyingly powerful super-vampire with the power of absolute destruction - She can draw out the "eye" of any object, pull it into her hand, then crush it, causing the object to be destroyed.
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Sort of a more conceptual version of Shiki's power in Tsukihime.
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She spends most of her time locked in the basement, and has almost never seen the world beyond it.
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For a long time, it was believed that this was because she's magically sealed in there out of fear of her power, tragically and cruelly.
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Recent canon established, though, that this is not the case!
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Given the nature of Flandre's power, she could leave whenever she likes. Just destroy the door.
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But it's comfy down there, and servants bring her all the food and tea she needs. She's a shut-in.
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She's childlike and a bit unstable, 'playing' in the form of magical hyperviolence. She probably needs a bit more enrichment down there.
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And to wrap up this writeup, one last anecdote that I just think is really funny
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The question came up a few times in canon of where Remilia sleeps
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in a short story, Reimu told Remilia to go on back to her coffin, and Remilia said that coffins are for the dead
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In Imperishable Night, Remilia once again tells Reimu that she doesn't sleep in a coffin
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then, seven years later, the fairies manga gave us our first canonical look at Remilia's bedroom
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and it seems that she sleeps on a four-poster bed
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...with a coffin on it
https://images.plurk.com/1jTOXqWFK72kqDyGL2j91g.png
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Next plurk, we'll learn about Eientei
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Hopefully this was enlightening, or at least entertaining
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A++ write up
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the SDM is easily the most well-known faction so some of the more obscure ones should be fun
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on the list... Eientei, Youkai Mountain, The Underground, Myouren Temple, The Taoists, The Lunar Capital, The Beast Alliance, Human Village, Fairies...
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I learned some bits. Like I thought Kaokuma had a real and bigger role somewhere I just wasn't aware of because I see her everywhere in fandom lol
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Koakuma? Whatevs
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ko (child) + akuma (devil)
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she's super popular because there's so little info on her, making her a free blank slate to characterize as moe as you want
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daiyousei is the same deal
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she's just the unnamed midboss before cirno
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oh! like when girls have their names end in -ko, except this is in front
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yeah
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similarly, daiyousei = dai (big) + yousei (fairy)
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those kind of ultra-minor characters do tend to get sort of semi-acknowledged in later canon with like
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little manga cameos in the background and stuff
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the koakuma image above is from Foul Detective Satori
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god I forgot about the coffin thing
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Yeah, there's a few midboss characters who are given deeper consistent fandom representations but have little to no canon presentation/spoken dialogue
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Koakuma, Daiyousei, Lily White, Momiji...
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Momiji at least got sort of promoted later, like Tewi
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she has canon dialogue and a spell card!
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but that'll come in the Youkai Mountain writeup
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also I forget, was the thing about Meiling possibly having draconic heritage all fandom or was there canon speculation too
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I think that's fan only
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fair
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(Dragons in Touhou don't, like, actively exist in any place you will ever see them; ZUN has mentioned them in passing as the only beings that may actually surpass gods in power but I'm pretty sure we've never seen one and never will)
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(that's actually no longer true! to be continued)
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dun dun dun
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(oh okay)
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but yeah Meiling was largely speculated to have some sort of Dragon blood or something because so much of her imagery is dragon-based but

she's a Chinese martial artist, so that should have been 100% given
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she's anime Bruce Lee
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unfortunately that doesn't amount to much in Gensokyo
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Correct
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ZUN like "well they started treating the generically named midbosses like characters, so I started giving midbosses names, and people kept making up backstories for them, so I started giving them backstories" and now there's a midboss who's the secret instigator of the plot
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