simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:30 PM
-related... I call it the Ximiliant Colony, because it’s 50-60 ants who have no clue what they’re doing. https://images.plurk.com/43PM3eNclDLDCEDaETQlGN.jpg
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:30 PM
I have given them a sunflower seed, they are flourishing (???)
ʟʏʟɪᴛʜ
@Lylith
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:35 PM
I like the ones on the tower. They like to be tall, uh
ʟʏʟɪᴛʜ
@Lylith
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:36 PM
there's too few destruction to really be xim, though
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:36 PM
that ant must be newt
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:36 PM
he enjoys being tall u know
𝟷𝟹𝟺𝟹𝟺𝟶.
@derkins
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:37 PM
spits
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:38 PM
these poor bastards have a lifespan of 2-4 weeks, so HERE'S TO GETTING THEM FAT OFF FRUIT AND NUTS
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:39 PM
oh shit this other site says 3-6 months
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:39 PM
WHICH IS IT, INTERNET
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:39 PM
EITHER WAY they eatin good today
𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳
@gaignun
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:54 PM
sunflower orb
𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯.
@metalheads
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 4:55 PM
I am howling at the name
boodle boy
@Nonvieta
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:23 PM
XIMILIANT
ʟɪɴᴀღ
@linatrinch
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:31 PM
this is precious!!!
💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
@agentmaine
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:32 PM
Ashley sometimes.you feel like a nickelodeon sitcom character
💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
@agentmaine
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:32 PM
(i mean this as a compliment)
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:39 PM
I can’t dispute that
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:40 PM
I accidentally ordered 2 shipments of ants so I have no clue what’s gonna happen when the other 50 show up......
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:40 PM
Pandemonium probably
💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
@agentmaine
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:40 PM
how
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:41 PM
How did I order 2 shipments??? Don’t worry about it
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:41 PM
It’s normal it’s a normal thing to happen
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:41 PM
💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
@agentmaine
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:44 PM
for the sort of person who orders ants i suppose
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:50 PM
they showed up in lil tubes it was very confusing
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:50 PM
i had to put them in the fridge because the first time i tried to put them in the colony they launched an assault on me and i had to recollect 10 of them off the counter
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:50 PM
(p-crying)
💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
@agentmaine
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 5:53 PM
djdhddhdsgs HELLO?
boodle boy
@Nonvieta
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 6:06 PM
In....the fridge....
boodle boy
@Nonvieta
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 6:07 PM
Bad ants get the fridge
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 6:07 PM
BAD ANTS GET THE FRIDGE
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 6:07 PM
i promise the instructions told me to do it
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 6:08 PM
"step five: commit torture against your ants"
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 6:08 PM
I GUESS IT'S LIKE... A SHORT CRYOGENIC SLEEP
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 6:09 PM
they just sort of get high and you can dump their asses like a bag of skittles
boodle boy
@Nonvieta
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 6:50 PM
HUH
boodle boy
@Nonvieta
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 6:50 PM
Interesting.....
💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
@agentmaine
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 7:09 PM
i was wondering how you get them in there
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@agentmaine
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 7:09 PM
now i know
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 7:23 PM
yeah dont do the stupid thing where you think you can handle them unfrozen
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 7:23 PM
it was a battlefield
space witch
@speaksincolor
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 7:57 PM
oh look at them!
boodle boy
@Nonvieta
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 8:10 PM
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 8:10 PM
I can’t even wrangle ONE ant, those guys are
crazy
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 8:20 PM
we have them in the backyard at certain times of the year, we can't really reach the very back where they live anymore -- but when i was little, i used to GO TO WAR with them
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 8:20 PM
they sting and bite and IT HURTS SO MUCH
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 8:21 PM
so this is clearly me dealing w/ my youth trauma LMFAO
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