[today in Heartwarming Advertising] If, granted, an ad for Amazon Prime, but still: AFAB Teenager vs. Prominent Mustache Hair.

AFAB Teenager considers removal methods, but then considers: Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Frida Kahlo. Freddie Mercury.

AFAB Teenager buys a Freddie-style yellow jacket and leans the fuck into the mustache.

Awwww!!!

Aww that sounds really wholesome.